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Welcome to Jerkin Around, a podcast that makes you feel better about yourself because we're a mess just like you.
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And Crystal makes fun of you.
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And it's great and it's real.
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Um, something in the orange.
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That could be like our theme song.
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What is that?
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Sach Bryan.
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Oh, I don't know that song.
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Oh, I'm glad we're going to the concert.
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It's gonna be a blast.
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Oh man.
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It's like his most popular song.
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Oh, I don't really listen to him, but the girls like him.
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Yeah, that's right.
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If they invite me, I'm going.
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Yeah, it'll be fine.
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Tisha's orange today, and my hair's orange.
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It was looking all right, but then I ran through the rain, so now it's all big.
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It looks fine.
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No, fine's not good.
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No, it looks great.
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And you're blonde.
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Tisha got her hair.
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She's going back to blonde.
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I'm not.
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It's a little blonde, so I felt washed out, so I spray tanned last night.
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And then, you know what though?
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When I went in there, which I could totally see Maddie working in there, it's very like the girls look just like her.
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Are you encouraging the job change?
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No.
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I just she had told me she applied there.
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And I could see it when I was there last night.
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But so the girl, I walk in and I'm like, hi, and they never ever ask me what I want.
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They always just put me in the room.
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Oh, they ask me every time.
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Oh no.
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So she's like, What did you want to do?
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And I was like, I don't know.
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What did I do last time?
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And she's like, the super double XL bronze or something.
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She called it something.
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I know, but why'd you do that?
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And I was like, okay, fine.
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And then it's very dark, very Ross Geller-esque.
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Why'd you want to be this dark?
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I said because I felt a little washed out, so I wanted to get a spray tan.
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I didn't want to be this dark.
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I just said, do whatever I did last time because I was not feeling like this last time.
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Thank you.
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We didn't pre-talk today.
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And I you, I was trying to talk to you in the car, but you were like, like I was talking about nothing and ignoring me.
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No, I was.
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So we're really shooting from the hip today.
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Usually we kind of plan a little bit.
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Yeah.
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But we have no plan.
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But I I know you don't care to talk about this, but I want to talk about it.
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If anyone watches Summer House, I can't get over it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, the West.
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It's going out next to me.
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I feel like you always call things before they happen.
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I do.
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Remember Kyle Richards?
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Yes.
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I do.
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And you were like, Kyle Richards is a lesbian.
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And I was like, I don't think so.
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Yes.
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And then it came out.
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And then you also called Paige and I called it the whole time.
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And I said she wouldn't marry Craig the whole time.
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You're like a celebrity psychic.
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I should start a blog.
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Yeah.
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Like, I know all the gossip thoroughly.
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Like you know the trends.
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Yes.
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And I know the gossip.
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Yes.
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I'm always right.
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Yeah.
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You are always right.
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And sometimes I'm like, I don't know if that's true, but it's always true.
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I really didn't think Kyle Richards was a lesbian.
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But yeah.
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And I do.
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I am good at that.
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Yeah.
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And this thing I've been calling it forever.
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And Regina was like, no.
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I'm like, yes.
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Yeah.
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And I showed you the arm thing.
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I told you about the arm thing.
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I saw it on the episode.
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I saw the arm thing.
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It's where you like don't let go.
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Yes.
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And you don't do that with a friend.
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No, I know you don't let go.
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Like any reason to brush up against a remember the other day on my leg.
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The guy.
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Oh, you don't do that.
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It was weird.
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So uncomfortable.
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Like you don't touch another girl unless you're married.
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No.
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Like, yeah.
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So, anyways, on Summer House, it's like probably my top three favorite shows for years.
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I haven't watched it in a long time.
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Oh my gosh.
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Since like Carl, it's been awesome.
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I love it.
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And Paige Disorbots from Summer House.
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That's why I'm obsessed.
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By the way, she came out with Joe.
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We talked about that, the hiding.
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So now Amanda and Kyle got divorced, and now Amanda is dating her best friend's like love of her life.
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Like Sierra was in love with him for years.
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Yes.
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And then this summer they're like canoodling again.
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So every night she's in there talking to Amanda.
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Amanda and Sierra are talking about her and West.
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And that Amanda's having something go on.
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It's like so mean.
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That's horrible.
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It's so mean.
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And like West and Kyle are really.
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That's why I think this wasn't a fair.
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I told you, no one leaves.
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No girl leaves hardly ever without a side piece.
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Yeah.
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No one.
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Yeah.
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I said that about Paige.
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You don't just break up for nothing.
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Yeah.
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Unless like something bad.
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Or a big fight or like this or that.
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You can't take it enough.
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But her and Craig, it was so random.
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Well, you're like more strong when you have a lot of things.
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I'm on the holidays.
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No girl breaks up before the holiday.
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When you have someone waiting, you're like, I'm not putting up with this.
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Exactly.
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I'm like, you've been putting up with this for 10 years.
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Amanda has for 10 years.
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All of a sudden.
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And then of a sudden you're not putting up with it.
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Yeah.
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And like she gets high a lot.
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Kyle said she's a slob and she just gets high.
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I wouldn't.
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I'm on me.
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No.
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I would not find that attractive.
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No, I know.
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Yeah.
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So no.
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Ben is like, he runs a tight ship.
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If I was a slob, I'd be like, I don't know.
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I feel like you were more of a slob before you married him.
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Oh, totally.
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Yeah.
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Like you were, you're very like clean, like disinfect.
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Yes.
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But like slob.
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Like there would be a pile of like.
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But pile of clothes.
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Piles are everywhere.
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Yeah.
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And you're like so not.
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And like my bathroom area is always a mess.
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Like there's makeup and there's curling irons.
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Is there still that?
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Yes.
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And he doesn't care.
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Or does he clean it?
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So sometimes I think he gets sick of looking at my side and then he'll go over there and do it.
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But yeah, he but I couldn't be like slobby.
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He would be like, he would get rest.
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Rest out.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Totally.
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We were well, so now it's been a month, so there's a lot to catch up on.
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Let's see.
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We went to Vegas for spring break.
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Um, and that was Tisha was very unhappy about going, and you actually had a really good time.
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It was fun.
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Yeah.
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What was your favorite part?
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Um the concert.
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It was very fun.
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Yeah.
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We went to Luke Holmes.
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It was really it was with our kids too.
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It was cute.
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I love a kid's trip.
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Yeah, I do too.
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Fun, family, which Vegas isn't my first choice, but it was fine.
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And now Tisha has been a gambler all week.
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She's been in the casino more than me this year.
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I know.
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I know.
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Ben, we went Friday, we went Saturday, and then Sunday he wanted to go, but I wasn't in the mood, so we didn't.
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I know.
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I'm like Kyle.
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I know.
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It's annoying.
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It's like if I want something, it happens.
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And if he wants something, you're all loser, degenerate.
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We're going to the casino again.
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You guys didn't even tell me.
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Why didn't you even ask us to go?
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So, anyways, so she's been gambling a lot.
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We hung out a lot recently.
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We've been hanging out more.
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But there's been a lot going on in my personal life.
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My mom's been in and out of the hospital continuously.
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So that's been since like January.
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Yeah, since January.
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It's been, she's there right now.
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And we left to, I was really rude to Tisha this morning.
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It's okay.
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She said we didn't have to record, and I said, I'm an adult.
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Yeah.
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But I was just like grouchy about it.
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I was just trying to be supportive.
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It's fine.
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It's really hard though, right now.
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There's been a lot of hard this week.
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Well, I meant like you're not in a good place mentally.
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So thank you.
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No.
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It's so rude.
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I'm saying right here.
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I know.
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I've been saying rude things lately and I've been.
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Oh my gosh, so many rude things.
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What'd you say the other day?
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Oh, we can't say it.
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Horrible.
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No, it's horrible.
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It's horrible.
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She says the worst things.
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Oh, well, I did tell Ben when he was complaining.
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I said, Are we gonna get to a solution?
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And he said, I can't ever talk to you about anything.
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I agree.
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But it's like I'm just like, womp, womb, womp, womp.
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It's like Charlie Brown, won't womp.
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The complaining.
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I can't.
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I can't do complaining either.
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I need a solution.
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I agree.
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No, but um I was trying to say, like, if you're not in spirits to record.
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Yeah.
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Like, yeah.
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Because sometimes it is hard to be on here when you're going through something.
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Yeah, and like funny.
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Yeah.
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And laughing about things, you know.
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Yeah.
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Not funny.
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Yeah.
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Like no, it's it's been crazy.
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It's I I mean, she's, you know, she's she's she doesn't listen, so it's fine.
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She's showing signs of dementia.
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So that's like part one.
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Yeah.
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Then like her body, there's something wrong every other day that's completely different.
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Like it's a new thing every time.
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So a lot of going to the hospital, but then it's just like sad, all of it.
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I feel bad for her.
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Like right today, she's begging to go home.
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And I was like, no one sees you at home.
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Like Kelly's here, I'm here.
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Why?
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Like Jen's here.
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Stay here.
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Yeah.
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The hospital's hard though.
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When you get when you're there a long time, you start feeling yeah.
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She's getting really done.
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Yeah.
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But like it feels like normal life is crazy because when you're at the hospital, every minute you're free.
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You have to be at the hospital.
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Right.
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So it's like, it's been just crazy.
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There's no free time because at the hospital.
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It's a hospital.
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So then I want to gamble all the time.
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Yeah.
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I get it.
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It's already there.
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I'm getting it a little bit.
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Yeah.
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I saw someone win.
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I went to the casino for like an hour after the hospital yesterday because I cried to Kyle that I just needed a break before I go home.
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Because I don't always like to go home all sad, you know, like weirded out.
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I feel like there's been a lot of that lately with my kids.
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Like, give me a minute, you know?
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Yeah.
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They're like, we gave you so many minutes.
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Like, oh, you're dad.
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Now that you're aunt, now you're mom.
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No, that's dumb.
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Yeah.
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Seriously.
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It's been nonstop.
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So they're like, so I would wanted to go.
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But I saw a guy win$25,000 yesterday.
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I would die.
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I couldn't even believe what I was seeing, but he was betting$200 a spin.
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So do you think he spent a lot?
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Yes.
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So would he spend$10 and$125?
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No, I think he spent more.
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He went to another machine and spent$2,000 in 10 seconds.
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$200 a spin.
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And he carried around, you know those big zipper like money bags?
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He had one under his arm the whole time.
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Like a like a fanny pack?
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Who is it?
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My dad.
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Let's answer.
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He's funny.
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Hey Don.
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Hey.
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What's going on?
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I'm an answer.
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Okay.
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I just want you to know it's 100%.
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Yeah, I'm so excited.
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I told you the other day, but I just want to let you know I didn't tell the camera off.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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We have nowhere to go, so yeah.
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Oh, geez.
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Making me feel so special.
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We have nowhere to go.
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Like, what the hell?
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No, no, that's not the right thing.
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The whole sky in the street said we couldn't come, so we're coming to your house.
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Like, what's okay?
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That was the wrong thing.
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Okay.
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All right.
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I hey dad, I'm recording.
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I gotta call you back.
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I'm recording the podcast.
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Yeah, love you.
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I love you too.
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All right.
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Anyways, you want me to bring anything?
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No, I'll call you back.
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I gotta go.
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Love you.
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All right, Mike.
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Oh my God.
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He's so funny, isn't he?
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That was wrong.
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Let's tell the story about your dad on the boat.
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Now this is living.
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Oh, I know.
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That was sad.
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I think about that all the time.
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I think that phrase in my head all the time.
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Yeah, I think about that.
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I know it is living.
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It's always hard to do the things.
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Even going to that concert, it was so expensive when we booked it.
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I was annoyed.
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I was like, I don't really care to spend$200 a ticket per kid.
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But then when you go, you're like, I'm so glad I went.
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Well, our we had someone pass away that we know this weekend.
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And I was reminded of that.
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I'm like, you never know what's gonna happen.
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So like so we should go to the casino after this.
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I'm all so just book the trip.
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No.
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Yeah, no, we're going back.
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We're going into summer.
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I feel like casino is your problem.
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Vacations are my problem.
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Yeah.
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But then I go on a lot of vacations with you.
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And I go to the casino with you.
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So it's like our our joint.
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That find a friend that will do your bad habits with you.
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Exactly.
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No, I agree.
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Yeah.
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I agree.
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No, but I tell you when it's getting out of control.
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You know, like no, you said it the other day.
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We got to find a better coping mechanism.
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I agree.
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But no, the trips we're going into summer.
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Let's tell all the jerkies, book a trip.
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Yeah.
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You really got to.
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Tell it to whatever it is.
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Even if it's San Diego or camping up in Flax.
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You gotta get where you enjoy your life.
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Otherwise, what's all this working for?
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I agree.
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And I feel like you enjoy your family and kids so differently when you're all together on vacation.
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There's no like distractions for well, Kyle's like so fun on vacation versus like his normal mood.
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He's like, I like him way better.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I like him way better.
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So we did that.
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What else happened this month?
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We um we had our cheer banquet.
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That was amazing.
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We've been working like dogs.
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Woo!
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Oh my gosh.
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No, really.
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We've been working a lot.
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Yeah.
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And Tisha's a really good worker.
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Oh my gosh.
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I give her a lot of compliments.
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This is weird.
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Yeah, she's gonna do OnlyFans though.
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I've watched a lot of reality TV recently.
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Have you?
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I haven't watched any.
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I just watched you know what I'm watching?
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Have you seen the JFK Junior show?
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No, you told me about it.
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Oh yeah.
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Is it so good though?
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So it's Ben liked it.
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We're still watching it.
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It's not like the most like on the edge of your seat show.
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Yeah, which sometimes I need a break from memory.
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Because I'll fall asleep watching it.
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It's kind of nice because sometimes, like, if I'm watching Paradise or Paradise.
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Parasite.
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We talked about the parasite.
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Oh my god.
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So um Paradise sometimes like after I'm like wired and I like and then I'm me too.
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I have to watch the bunker.
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And we didn't make a bunker.
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Like I saw on Instagram, they're all you can make this bunker.
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And I was like, I do want to make, I'm all, I want to make a bunker.
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So it's stressful.
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I don't love that.
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How about the parasite though?
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Always.
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Okay, so I was like, So we're getting ready for the podcast, and we have a new producer here today.
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She's a big deal.
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Madison.
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Yeah, Madison.
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Thank you.
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So Tisha, it took us 20 minutes to get her ready to film.
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I look like I've been run over and I'm fine with it.
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Well, I look orange and I and she told the new producer, she's vain.
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She is vain.
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We all know she's vain.
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It's fine.
00:13:16.240 --> 00:13:19.600
So she's talking about being anorexic or something.
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Yeah.
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No.
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I'm fine with that too.
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I can't believe the things that come out of your mouth.
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I know.
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I just can't.
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I'm just being honest.
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Because what if there's people are struggling though?
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Did you watch Mormon Lives?
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She's struggling with anorexia.
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Who is?
00:13:36.240 --> 00:13:37.519
Oh, she bothers me.
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Which one?
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She has a big smile.
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She's the girl that couldn't have an orgasm.
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Who is that?
00:13:44.480 --> 00:13:44.960
Oh my gosh.
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Oh, the brown hair.
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Brown hair, yes.
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Tall and skinny?
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Yes.
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Oh, she's struggling?
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Yes.
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She wanted to be a model and um they wouldn't take her.
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So now she feels like it's because she's too big and now she's eat she's not eating and she's on the Ozempic and she can't stop.
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She's addicted to it.
00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:02.960
Oh yeah.
00:14:03.200 --> 00:14:06.159
Tisha sends a lot of articles about how bad that stuff is.
00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:06.720
Yeah.
00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:11.840
But I do I did read that it was like, if you're losing weight unexplainably, you might have a parasite.
00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:13.440
And I was like, oh, what kind of parasite?
00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:18.080
And I'm like, looking for one things, you know, like looking door handles trying to get the parasite.
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I don't know.
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Biting my toenails.
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Like, I don't know.
00:14:24.559 --> 00:14:27.360
Like, how does one get the weight loss parasites?
00:14:27.600 --> 00:14:28.879
I can't believe this is happening.
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I'm blushing for you.
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It's horrible.
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But you're so tiny.
00:14:33.519 --> 00:14:35.279
The dysmorphia is like so great.00:14:35.519 --> 00:14:38.639
Bro, we were talking to her because I bought this like shake plate.00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:40.720
Yeah, every Instagram swipe.00:14:40.879 --> 00:14:42.000
Like, she's such a sucker.00:14:42.320 --> 00:14:43.279
So I bought the shake plate.00:14:43.519 --> 00:14:44.000
Have you done it?00:14:44.080 --> 00:14:44.320
Yeah.00:14:44.480 --> 00:14:45.440
And you stand on the plate.00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:46.240
Do you like it?00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:46.480
Yeah.00:14:46.559 --> 00:14:47.200
And it shakes you.00:14:47.519 --> 00:14:48.159
Wait, you like it?00:14:48.399 --> 00:14:49.039
What do you mean?00:14:49.200 --> 00:14:50.240
Like you like the feeling?00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:51.519
I don't dislike it.00:14:51.679 --> 00:14:52.960
You just stand in shake.00:14:53.120 --> 00:14:56.559
So you stand on this plate and it shakes you like really fast.00:14:56.960 --> 00:14:59.600
And so Ben, I've asked for it for like four holidays.00:14:59.679 --> 00:15:01.440
He never gets it because he thinks it's stupid.00:15:01.600 --> 00:15:02.240
I literally send it.00:15:02.559 --> 00:15:02.960
How much is it?00:15:03.200 --> 00:15:04.000
Christmas, Valentine's.00:15:04.240 --> 00:15:05.279
It was like$169.00:15:05.679 --> 00:15:06.480
No, that's not that bad.00:15:06.639 --> 00:15:08.639
So I but I don't like to buy stuff like that for myself.00:15:08.720 --> 00:15:10.559
So I sent it to him, sent it to him, never buying it.00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:12.879
So then you just buy me dumb things that I don't want.00:15:12.960 --> 00:15:14.480
And I'm like, can you just get the shake plate?00:15:14.559 --> 00:15:15.440
So I bought the shake plate.00:15:15.519 --> 00:15:19.360
So Crystal's like, she's like, why did you buy that?00:15:19.519 --> 00:15:23.200
And I'm like, anything that's like, oh, you're you lose weight, but do that.00:15:23.519 --> 00:15:25.919
No, the red light, the washa, any health.00:15:26.240 --> 00:15:27.679
Lemmy, every brand of lemming.00:15:28.240 --> 00:15:28.639
I'm doing.00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:30.559
Yeah, it's stupid, but it's fine.00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:31.600
So you shake.00:15:31.679 --> 00:15:33.519
What do you feel better after you shake?00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:37.679
I feel like it's in my mind, but probab but yeah.00:15:38.000 --> 00:15:42.799
Like I feel like it's shaking around the fat and it's gonna like jiggle right off.00:15:42.879 --> 00:15:43.759
I don't know.00:15:44.159 --> 00:15:46.159
How long are you on the shake weight thing?00:15:46.320 --> 00:15:46.879
15 minutes.00:15:47.039 --> 00:15:47.919
So you set a timer.00:15:48.159 --> 00:15:49.279
No, it has a timer on it.00:15:49.440 --> 00:15:50.480
So you just get up there.00:15:50.639 --> 00:15:51.600
Where are you in the living room?00:15:51.679 --> 00:15:52.159
Are you in your room?00:15:52.240 --> 00:15:53.120
Well, I had it in the living room.00:15:53.200 --> 00:15:54.639
Beds like, I don't want to look at that thing.00:15:54.720 --> 00:15:55.279
It's big.00:15:55.440 --> 00:15:57.039
And he's like, How big?00:15:57.279 --> 00:15:59.279
It's like it's like this big.00:15:59.679 --> 00:16:02.000
So so you're in your room before bed to shake it?00:16:02.159 --> 00:16:02.799
In the morning.00:16:03.120 --> 00:16:06.799
Well, it's supposed to help with like lymphatic drainage and help you go to the bathroom.00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:09.039
But you go to the bathroom more than anyone I know.00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:10.480
No, I go regularly.00:16:10.720 --> 00:16:11.840
So why do you need more?00:16:12.080 --> 00:16:12.720
That's what you said.00:16:12.799 --> 00:16:15.279
You said you're one of those people that's takes diuretics.00:16:15.440 --> 00:16:16.879
Yeah, they like having diarrhea.00:16:17.360 --> 00:16:17.759
You do.00:16:18.159 --> 00:16:20.639
I don't dislike having diarrhea.00:16:25.360 --> 00:16:27.600
I mean, you even believe this.00:16:27.919 --> 00:16:30.559
I would like diarrhea more than feeling extremely full.00:16:31.679 --> 00:16:33.039
Like, whatever.00:16:33.279 --> 00:16:34.000
You know what?00:16:34.159 --> 00:16:36.639
There might be someone out there that goes through something similar.00:16:36.879 --> 00:16:38.639
They probably always are like, I'm like Tisha.00:16:38.879 --> 00:16:39.519
Yeah, exactly.00:16:39.759 --> 00:16:41.279
So there's a lot of diarrhea lovers out there.00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:45.279
So have you like weighed yourself?00:16:45.519 --> 00:16:45.759
No.00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:46.720
Is it helping you?00:16:46.960 --> 00:16:47.519
I don't know.00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:48.159
Wow.00:16:48.399 --> 00:16:51.200
I need to weigh myself, but I go ahead.00:16:51.360 --> 00:16:54.879
I had a bad weekend and I was I ate a lot, went to Morton's a few times.00:16:55.039 --> 00:16:56.720
Oh, we have this thing with Morton's in the casino.00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:57.440
It's so funny.00:16:57.759 --> 00:16:58.720
Steakhouse at the casino.00:16:58.960 --> 00:17:00.320
It's like the best steakhouse, though.00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:00.960
It really is.00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:01.679
It's the bread.00:17:02.799 --> 00:17:03.200
I know.00:17:03.360 --> 00:17:05.680
And how have I not eaten at Morton's in 40 years?00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:06.319
I know.00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:06.880
It's weird.00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:07.759
It's so weird.00:17:07.920 --> 00:17:08.640
I hadn't either.00:17:08.720 --> 00:17:09.680
And we went with Justin.00:17:09.759 --> 00:17:11.279
My brother and Tisha are the same.00:17:11.440 --> 00:17:13.200
And he always knows the good places to go.00:17:13.359 --> 00:17:14.079
And so we went.00:17:14.240 --> 00:17:14.640
It's so good.00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:15.599
And it was so good.00:17:15.680 --> 00:17:18.319
It's like my favorite date night is Morton's in the casino.00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:20.640
Because it's like dinner in the casino.00:17:20.720 --> 00:17:23.279
Well, sometimes a movie, it's like I'm not thinking about the movie.00:17:23.920 --> 00:17:25.599
Movies are harder for me when I'm this busy.00:17:26.000 --> 00:17:27.279
Work is like crazy right now.00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:28.319
Yeah, or just anything.00:17:28.480 --> 00:17:29.920
If your mom, like you know, you just sound like it's a big thing.00:17:30.079 --> 00:17:30.480
Yeah, my mom.00:17:30.559 --> 00:17:31.119
That's why the casino.00:17:31.200 --> 00:17:32.240
I'm like, spin, spin, spin.00:17:32.319 --> 00:17:32.640
I'm not thinking.00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:33.839
I'm not thinking about anything.00:17:34.000 --> 00:17:34.720
My mom, you know.00:17:34.880 --> 00:17:36.319
I'm thinking about the balls, you know?00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:36.880
Oh, yeah.00:17:36.960 --> 00:17:37.519
That's a game.00:17:37.680 --> 00:17:39.279
She saw something about the balls.00:17:39.440 --> 00:17:39.680
Yeah.00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:41.759
Have you had any zoois lately?00:17:42.400 --> 00:17:42.720
No.00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:43.680
Well, yeah, you did.00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:44.000
No.00:17:44.160 --> 00:17:45.920
Oh my god, she had some good story.00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:47.440
Did you guys see that on her face?00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:48.319
What?00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:49.359
I can't wait.00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:50.160
What is the story?00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:51.440
Cherries.00:17:53.200 --> 00:17:53.759
What?00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:54.880
The cherry.00:17:55.359 --> 00:17:56.400
Oh, he likes the cherries.00:17:56.559 --> 00:17:57.759
It's called cherries now.00:18:01.200 --> 00:18:03.200
From Zoey's when you did the chair.00:18:03.359 --> 00:18:04.720
So now he's obsessed with the cherry.00:18:04.880 --> 00:18:06.079
And now he just calls it cherries.00:18:06.160 --> 00:18:06.319
Yeah.00:18:06.559 --> 00:18:07.759
It sounds like you're picking cherries.00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:08.559
That's what I thought at first.00:18:08.640 --> 00:18:09.119
I'm like, I don't know.00:18:09.279 --> 00:18:09.839
You like cherries, though.00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:10.559
I love a cherry.00:18:10.640 --> 00:18:12.160
So that's why I was like, I don't know if I like that.00:18:12.400 --> 00:18:14.720
So what did he what'd you have to what do you have to do to get cherries?00:18:15.119 --> 00:18:16.000
What did he do?00:18:16.319 --> 00:18:17.200
It was something.00:18:19.599 --> 00:18:22.880
He did something, and I was like, all right, cherries it is, you know.00:18:23.599 --> 00:18:24.240
What was it?00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:25.440
Do you like cherries?00:18:25.920 --> 00:18:27.039
I don't I don't mind.00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:28.880
You can get there on the chair.00:18:29.599 --> 00:18:32.799
Yeah, but I don't feel like you can get to the finish line.00:18:32.960 --> 00:18:33.839
I don't want to talk about that.00:18:34.160 --> 00:18:36.240
No, but like it wouldn't, the cherries wouldn't get me there.00:18:36.400 --> 00:18:36.720
Really?00:18:36.880 --> 00:18:39.759
Yeah, because like well, you got your legs behind your head.00:18:39.839 --> 00:18:41.759
It's like I'm not getting there with that.00:18:41.920 --> 00:18:43.599
Like acrobatics.00:18:44.000 --> 00:18:45.599
No, that's not always the finish line.00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:46.559
That's just in the middle.00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:47.039
Yeah.00:18:47.279 --> 00:18:47.599
Okay.00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:49.839
So you haven't watched Secret Lives and Mormon Lives.00:18:50.000 --> 00:18:51.680
Did anybody watch the Taylor Frankie video?00:18:51.920 --> 00:18:52.319
It's horrible.00:18:52.480 --> 00:18:55.440
I'll watch the video on it's horrible about the domestic violence.00:18:55.519 --> 00:18:56.799
I guess that was years ago.00:18:57.039 --> 00:18:57.440
It was.00:18:57.519 --> 00:19:01.200
Do you remember the very first episode when she's standing outside talking to the camera?00:19:01.359 --> 00:19:02.160
It was then.00:19:02.319 --> 00:19:02.640
Oh.00:19:02.880 --> 00:19:03.440
Do you remember that?00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:03.759
Yeah.00:19:04.000 --> 00:19:05.119
Very f it was the first episode.00:19:05.279 --> 00:19:06.079
That was the domestic violence.00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:07.680
Yes, it was like in 2023.00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:08.720
Yeah, that's what they said.00:19:08.880 --> 00:19:10.160
But I guess there's been a few instances.00:19:10.480 --> 00:19:12.240
Yeah, so he's pushing pressing charges.00:19:12.400 --> 00:19:12.640
Yeah.00:19:12.799 --> 00:19:14.960
I listened to the um, is that mommy's girl?00:19:15.119 --> 00:19:15.599
Please answer.00:19:15.839 --> 00:19:16.240
She wants something.00:19:16.480 --> 00:19:17.200
Please answer on the podcast.00:19:17.599 --> 00:19:18.079
She's so dumb.00:19:18.319 --> 00:19:19.039
Oh, she hung up.00:19:19.599 --> 00:19:21.119
She wants me to prove her Snapchat.00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:22.400
Oh, at school.00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:27.039
So so, anyways, Taylor Frankie, it's the the domestic violence.00:19:27.200 --> 00:19:28.240
She's not the bachelorette.00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:30.960
Paige and Hannah are real mad that she's not the bachelorette.00:19:31.039 --> 00:19:34.799
They feel like if other people did something like that, what is she saying?00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:39.279
She's asking to go to pop stroke after it's just with who?00:19:39.519 --> 00:19:40.079
I just can't.00:19:40.480 --> 00:19:41.119
After school?00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:42.799
Yeah, not right now.00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:43.359
Yeah.00:19:44.079 --> 00:19:45.440
See, this is what they need to get doing.00:19:46.000 --> 00:19:46.319
Get going.00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:46.640
Yeah.00:19:46.720 --> 00:19:48.319
I'm about to get her the job somewhere.00:19:48.799 --> 00:19:50.319
Yeah, because it's no school tomorrow.00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:52.319
It's just Galavant City.00:19:52.480 --> 00:19:54.000
So she has school till 10.00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:55.119
Oh, that's right.00:19:55.359 --> 00:19:56.240
Freshmen and juniors.00:19:56.480 --> 00:19:57.599
So what is she talking about?00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:04.720
Anyways, so on the the uh the secret lives, oh Taylor Frankie, that she was canceled on the bachelorette.00:20:05.200 --> 00:20:05.839
There was big talk.00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:10.079
Paige and Hannah think that's stupid because if a guy did something, he wouldn't be canceled.00:20:10.480 --> 00:20:11.039
What's your opinion?00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:12.559
I think you would be canceled, don't you?00:20:12.720 --> 00:20:14.240
I think domestic violence is a big deal.00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:16.799
Well, and there was kids involved, so it's even more of a big deal.00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:17.599
Yeah, I think.00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:19.599
Did you watch the season at Mormon Lives?00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:22.079
Well, this is the thing about The Bachelor.00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:23.839
So she ignored my question.00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:25.119
No, I will, real quick.00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:31.119
The whole reason that The Bachelor is like exciting is at the end when you see the happily ever after.00:20:31.440 --> 00:20:32.400
They ended up with the person.00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:33.759
Yeah, so it's kind of ruined it.00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:34.319
I thought that too.00:20:34.400 --> 00:20:35.440
I'm like, I'm not even gonna watch that.00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:42.079
No, she dumped the guy and she's getting beat up by Dakota like last um two weeks ago, a month ago.00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:43.759
There, it's like kind of dumb watching it.00:20:43.839 --> 00:20:44.960
You know, she doesn't end up with any of it.00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:55.200
We watched Biggest Loser the whole season, and then it was the finale, and I accidentally played it at the end, and we saw the confetti coming down, and Kyle was like, oh my gosh, why even watch the whole episode?00:20:55.440 --> 00:20:56.240
So you missed the whole thing.00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:57.119
Yeah, no, I watched it.00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:57.920
Kyle wouldn't watch it.00:20:58.000 --> 00:20:59.519
He's like, I already know the winner, it's no point.00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:00.400
So it's kind of like that.00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:01.200
Yeah, yeah.00:21:01.359 --> 00:21:01.839
I agree.00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:05.039
I don't, I don't think, I think she has really some problems.00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:09.200
Like this season of The Bachelor of Mormon Wives, it's really toxic.00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:10.480
The whole season.00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:15.599
I mean, it's always been bad, but this season is really like they're all getting divorced.00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:20.000
It's like yeah, because fame, fame, and like that's why we're in everything famous.00:21:20.079 --> 00:21:23.039
I don't want anything to happen to our friendship, or our marriage.00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:24.880
Yeah, no, that too.00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:26.640
No, I'm just kidding.00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:27.759
Yeah, I agree though.00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:28.400
It happens, yeah.00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:29.200
Same with caller.00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:37.440
I was really whacked on Saturday because we know someone who passed away, and I was thinking if something happened to Ben, and I was like so upset.00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:40.160
I feel like I wouldn't be able to go on.00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:40.559
Yeah.00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:41.759
You know what I mean?00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:43.279
Oh, I I'm living it with my mom.00:21:43.440 --> 00:21:43.680
I know.00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:44.640
Like she can't go on.00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:46.880
And I was thinking, I was like, what do you even do?00:21:47.279 --> 00:21:47.680
I don't know.00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:49.359
It's really awful.00:21:49.519 --> 00:21:50.480
Watching it like a parent.00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:52.559
I'm being dead serious.00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:53.279
With your kids?00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:53.839
No, you.00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:56.480
You and all your kids that move in with us?00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:56.960
Maybe.00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.960
We might have to build a new big house.00:21:59.279 --> 00:21:59.759
Like something.00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:00.880
Our houses and building.00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:01.200
That's fine.00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:02.480
You can no like I'd no.00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:03.200
I've thought that about you.00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:05.519
I'm like, you're gonna really have to take care of me if something happens to Kyle.00:22:05.599 --> 00:22:05.759
Yeah.00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:07.759
You already do, but no, I know though.00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:08.640
It's awful.00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:09.680
It's so awful.00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:14.079
But a lot of people like Bose, you don't watch Housewives, you don't watch any of the good reality TV.00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:14.400
No.00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.119
Oh, on Beverly Hills, Bose is my favorite person ever.00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:18.720
Oh, she's I don't even know who these are.00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:19.759
Rachel Zoe is on.00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:24.400
Bose was like a big CEO for like Pepsi, Amazon, Apple.00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:26.319
So I like respect her in her business mind.00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:26.640
Yeah.00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:29.119
Her husband died right after they had her their baby.00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:32.799
So she's raised her daughter as a single mom.00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:35.599
And now um the guy she's dating wants to have kids.00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:38.640
So she's trying to have kids before they'll get married.00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:40.079
Oh wow.00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:41.519
Because he wants kids.00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:44.400
And so her IVF didn't take.00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:46.480
So it's like that journey.00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:46.880
Yeah.00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:50.000
And like her going back, you know, just like she lived such.00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:54.319
So she like dove into success because she was so upset about her husband.00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:54.640
Yeah.00:22:54.799 --> 00:22:56.240
And so she talks about like her whole journey.00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:56.960
I just don't know how.00:22:57.039 --> 00:22:59.039
And then Rachel Zoe's on there and she got divorced.00:22:59.200 --> 00:22:59.440
You know?00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:00.400
Oh, she did?00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:00.720
Yeah.00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:01.279
Oh, wow.00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:04.079
And he like has a mistress and it's watching the kids navigate it.00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:05.039
I really love her though.00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:05.440
Really?00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:10.240
And then Kyle Richards is missing, you know, but now she was with Morgan Wade this weekend.00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:11.279
Oh, are they back?00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:11.759
I guess.00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:12.960
She bought a house in Nashville.00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:15.119
I'm like, it's desperado vibes.00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.960
Like soon she's gonna be singing country music with a guitar.00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:20.240
Like the Morphers.00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:20.799
You know?00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:22.960
Did you ever morph with a boyfriend?00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:25.359
I know you're trying to make fun of me right now.00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:25.839
I didn't.00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:27.359
I just thought of it when you gave me the look.00:23:27.440 --> 00:23:29.599
So what was your most morphing boyfriend?00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:30.319
You know.00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:32.799
I I don't know, maybe we're wrong because I feel like there was a few.00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:33.599
Drenchcoat.00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:36.319
I've I forgot about that.00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:37.839
But I feel like that's more me.00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:40.720
You know, like then.00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:41.519
Yeah.00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:45.519
Um, but no, I did try to be Hispanic, I think, at one point.00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:47.599
It's like, am I doing it again?00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:48.799
With the with the tan?00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:50.160
Like, am I there again?00:23:50.319 --> 00:23:51.759
But Ben is really tan.00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:54.640
Maybe I'm like, no but not the only olive one around here.00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:55.279
Exactly.00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:55.599
Yeah.00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:59.519
No, but yeah, I did try to maybe be on the Hispanic side.00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:00.319
I cut the bangs.00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:01.279
I did really dark hair.00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:02.880
Yeah, you were saying tortilla.00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:04.400
I was making the tortillas.00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:05.759
You were like cooking spongy.00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:07.599
I do really like Mexican food.00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.119
So And Mexicans.00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:10.160
I'm not against them.00:24:10.559 --> 00:24:10.960
Yeah, I do.00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:13.519
I like a Mexican, I like a dark-skinned fella.00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:20.960
Yeah, I morphed, I morphed, like, tried to be smart when I was dating my ex in college.00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:22.720
Oh, I remember when he was so smart.00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:25.359
And I I was trying to be like, I'm so smart, and I wasn't.00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:27.680
So it was like you believe it.00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:32.079
Like, I know.00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:34.480
Good thing there wasn't text messaging then, was there?00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:37.519
If there was one period of your life you would want to erase, which period it would it be?00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:38.240
Erase.00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:38.799
Erase.00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:40.319
Like, I wish I didn't do that.00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:42.559
I don't feel like there's any.00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:48.480
I feel like there's things I'd go back and do a little differently, but I still would go through the same, you know?00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:49.519
Yeah.00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:54.079
Cause even the bad things, I feel like still had good things come from them.00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:56.240
Like, I don't think I needed to live in LA.00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:57.200
You know what I mean?00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:57.759
Yeah.00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:02.160
But I don't think it was the like Yeah, it's weird when you think about it that way.00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:05.200
But then it also helps you remember the things your kids are going through.00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:06.400
It's gonna be good for them later.00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:06.720
Yeah.00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:08.319
Raising kids is hard.00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:09.839
The high school age is hard.00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:14.319
It's way more fun because you're not like babysitting them all the time or having to be home.00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:16.799
But then you weirdly have to be home in a different way.00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:17.519
Yeah, you're weird.00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:22.240
Maddie went to Rocky Point for spring break with her friends.00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:23.519
That was very, very stressful.00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:29.519
All the choices, like I think we talked about the mom that let her kid stay out 15 minutes later and then he died.00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:29.759
Yeah.00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:31.920
I think about that every weekend when she wants to stay out.00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:33.680
I'm like, oh my gosh, this is so stressful.00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:34.720
Where are you going?00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:35.680
Who are you going with?00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:36.799
It's so stressful.00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:39.920
She's wanting to go to pop stroke, drive with God knows who.00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:40.319
Yeah.00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:41.680
Who's she getting a ride with?00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:42.240
I don't know.00:25:42.400 --> 00:25:43.519
You didn't read the whole text.00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.720
Yeah, I feel like high school, and then college is gonna be hard.00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:47.599
It's all hard.00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:49.440
Yeah, it's not looking good.00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:51.440
No, no, you'll never sleep again.00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:53.759
Just when they're you're they're like 50.00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:54.480
I know.00:25:54.799 --> 00:25:57.359
I know in the curfews, it's crazy.00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:59.759
And the girlfriends and boyfriends.00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:01.039
Yeah.00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:02.480
Something.00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:03.839
It's something special.00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.079
Yeah, Maddie hasn't had a boyfriend yet.00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:09.039
I know you've got one relationship brewing right now.00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:09.920
But it's hard.00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:11.599
I don't know, like having them over.00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:13.359
Like you were saying, it's hard.00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:15.359
Like then do where do you let them go?00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:16.400
What do they do?00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:17.039
Yeah.00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:18.480
What are they doing in the car?00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:27.839
Well, and you want to trust them and give them independence from not being right next to you, but then you also don't want, you know.00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:30.160
Yeah, with trust comes consequences.00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:31.119
Oh my gosh.00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:32.880
Our work is on indeed.00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:34.240
No, it's all these people.00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:34.799
Somebody.00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:36.480
Yes.00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.400
Yeah, if you see a job, we're not happy.00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:41.519
We've never hired barely hiring in our life.00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:41.920
Never.00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:44.240
There's people and they're like sending them money and stuff.00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:44.880
It's really bad.00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:46.960
The people are posting as our company.00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:48.160
Well tour homes, yeah.00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.920
And then they're saying you're they do a fake interview as Regina.00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:52.400
Yeah.00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:53.359
And Christy.00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:54.640
And then they're pretending they're hiring.00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:58.640
And then they're hiring.00:26:58.880 --> 00:26:59.200
I don't.00:26:59.359 --> 00:26:59.680
I do.00:26:59.920 --> 00:27:06.720
And then it's like people in like another country that's like have they're all sitting in a big room like these bitches target them.00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:10.880
No, but um, then they tell them, okay, you're hired now.00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:13.680
Just you have to buy this equipment, so give us your credit card.00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:15.119
And then these people are doing it.00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:16.000
And it's weird.00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:17.039
It is weird.00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:18.079
They're doing it all.00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:18.799
Yeah.00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:19.440
All of it.00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:20.559
It's crazy.00:27:20.799 --> 00:27:23.279
Oh, Tiger Woods, did you see he got another car accident?00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:25.119
Did you see he's dating a Trump?00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:26.319
No, really?00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:26.720
Yeah.00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:27.279
Which one?00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:28.240
Oh, I forget.00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:33.599
Um, I think the guy's ex, you know, Trump's like son that got divorced.00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:38.400
I think his ex, he just got another DWI, bad accident.00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:39.039
Yeah.00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:41.039
And he was driving all intoxicated.00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:42.720
They found hydrocodone in his car.00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:43.359
Oh shoot.00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:44.319
So you better stop.00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:47.519
I feel like he has some problems, some things he's gotta work through, maybe.00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:48.079
Yeah.00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:49.039
Still.00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:50.559
I mean, he's still working.00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.839
If you found out your husband was a sex addict, would you work through it with him?00:27:54.079 --> 00:27:54.240
No.00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:55.680
We know he's a cherry addict.00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:56.559
Yeah, cherries.00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:57.680
No, you wouldn't.00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:00.640
I mean, it just depends in the context.00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:03.920
Like a sex addict, but not with you.00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:04.880
You wouldn't?00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:05.440
No.00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.319
If he slept with other people, you wouldn't stay with him?00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:08.880
No.00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:09.759
Not at all.00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:10.240
No.00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:11.119
Not if he needed help.00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:12.160
He said, I need help.00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:13.759
I'm addicted to the pea.00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:14.559
Yeah, no.00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:16.160
Good luck with yourself.00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:16.720
Yeah.00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:17.680
What would you do?00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:18.559
I would say no.00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:20.160
I feel like there's indicators though.00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:21.599
Like that they're addicted to the pea.00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:21.839
Yeah.00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.759
All the peas, the porn and the yeah, like I feel like I mean, I don't know.00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:28.319
I've never been with a person that has that problem.00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.839
Have you ever dated a guy that was like into the other pee?00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:32.319
Mm-mm.00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:33.119
Really?00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:33.839
Never?00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:34.960
I know it's really sad.00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:36.160
We were talking about this the other day.00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:38.720
Porn used to be really hard to get to when we were kids.00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:42.799
I know you would go in those stores a lot, but you used to have to go in the adult store.00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:44.240
You had to be 18 to go in the store.00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:47.839
Then to get into the video section, you had to like go in a special room.00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:48.160
Yeah.00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:49.680
And it was like mortifying.00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:50.480
I mean, I never died.00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:52.319
Or like people had them at their house.00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:54.880
But it wasn't like I remember once at a party.00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.200
We like went to a party and it was on at the party.00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:59.920
I was like, this is what kind of that's like an orgy party.00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:00.640
No, it wasn't.00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.359
It was like a regular party, but it was on at the house.00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:03.839
It was weird.00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:04.640
Who was the party?00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:05.039
I don't know.00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:05.759
It was in high school.00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:06.880
And I was like in high school?00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:08.160
But I was weirded out.00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:10.720
Like I walked in and was like, this is weird.00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:12.640
It was like after like a dance or something.00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:14.960
Because that's really the only time I went to parties.00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.119
And I was like, this is weird.00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:18.480
But that's what I mean.00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:20.720
Like nobody just had it accessible on their phone.00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:24.319
It was like you had to know someone that had like, yeah, it was just different.00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:25.599
Yeah, that's crazy.00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:28.160
Now it's like, I know it's sad.00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:28.559
I know.00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:29.839
And you have your big collection.00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:31.359
No, I'm not into it.00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:33.119
I I'm not into it.00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:40.400
I mean, obviously, I've I I looked up actually Kim Gardashian's video once, like a few years ago, and I showed Kyle it.00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:41.519
It was just really sad.00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:42.960
It makes you sad.00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:43.519
It's not a good idea.00:29:43.680 --> 00:29:45.039
And I'm like, this is someone's kid.00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:47.519
I watched years and years ago.00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:49.759
Literally, I was probably like 19.00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:52.160
Remember Tommy Lee and Pamela and I'm not sure.00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:53.039
Yeah, you watched it.00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:54.720
Yeah, I watched it with someone.00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:55.680
I can't remember who.00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:57.599
We someone had it and we watched it.00:29:57.680 --> 00:29:59.200
And I was like, oh my gosh.00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:00.160
It was weird.00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:00.799
It's sad.00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:01.279
It is sad.00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.400
I feel like it's really sad.00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:03.759
And that's something we were talking about.00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:09.200
Like a lot of these kids think that sex is like this crazy thing from watching that porn.00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:09.440
Yeah.00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.319
And like we know, especially for you, it's not that.00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:13.200
For me.00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:14.400
It was very calm.00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:18.240
No, because the like, yeah, very and missionary.00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:19.119
Yeah, exactly.00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:19.519
You know?00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:21.359
Yeah, no one's boring that video.00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:23.440
They're like boring, you know.00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:34.799
No, but it's sad because like when you're doing be like circte sole, like no, it's still not that crazy compared to like porn.00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:35.119
Yeah.00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:43.759
You know, it's like, but I think even still, like, if you've you weren't in a relationship the first time you had like a real relationship, like that happens to some people.00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:45.519
They don't realize like what it's supposed to be.00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:45.759
Yeah.00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:46.720
Like just like kissing.00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:49.920
When you kiss someone you really like versus just kissing someone at a bar, it's not the same.00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:53.200
It feels so much better to just kiss someone you really like because there's emotion involved.00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.079
Same with sex.00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:56.160
Like when you love someone, it's like way better.00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:58.240
Like kissing Kyle was like, whoa.00:30:58.400 --> 00:30:59.680
And it's not his tongue.00:30:59.759 --> 00:30:59.920
Right.00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.359
It's like I really loved him.00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:05.759
You take it super slow because it's like the step is like a whole thing.00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:06.160
Yeah.00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.599
And it's like the feelings.00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:08.000
Yeah.00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:11.359
As opposed to like if you're just like, yeah, it's weird.00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:12.079
Yeah, I know.00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:12.559
It's sad.00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:12.960
I know.00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:13.839
It's not for kids.00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:14.880
I know.00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:16.400
It's such an in-the-face thing.00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:19.200
And like body count and all of that, it's like all around them.00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:19.599
Yeah.00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:24.559
And the the porn is horrible for like the the young kids to have access to that.00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:25.599
It ruins your brain.00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:26.559
It's like forever.00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:27.200
Horrible.00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:28.240
You're forever ruined.00:31:28.400 --> 00:31:28.880
It's awful.00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:31.119
So you and Ben stopped watching it?00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:32.000
Yeah.00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:33.200
No more.00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:35.119
Have you ever watched it?00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:37.519
Uh no.00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:38.240
No.00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:40.240
Let's talk about something motivational.00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:40.960
Who am I now?00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:41.200
You?00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:41.599
I know.00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:43.279
I was trying not to because you say it's boring.00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:44.880
No, something less gross.00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:45.839
I'm feeling gross.00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:46.480
Okay.00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.319
Your brother said our podcast is gross.00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:49.039
I don't want to be gross.00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:50.240
When did he tell you that again?00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:52.240
He's never listened to an episode.00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:57.599
Maybe it's the No, it's the agent for turquoise calling me.00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:58.559
It's making me nervous.00:31:58.720 --> 00:31:59.279
Oh shoot.00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.319
Um, no, yeah, motivational.00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:02.640
Okay.00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:04.480
I don't really have any motivational right now.00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:08.480
Oh, I'm really into though that this they weren't here for Vegas.00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:11.200
But the first night of Vegas, I told myself I'm gonna win.00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:14.559
I'm someone that money finds me, and then I won$2,000.00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:18.160
I'm really into the like what you say to yourself matters.00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.640
Yeah.00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:20.079
Have you been saying anything?00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:20.400
Yeah.00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.039
If I shake every day, I'm gonna have diarrhea.00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:23.680
No.00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:25.039
No, but I'm really into that.00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.279
Like even the things you say out loud, we talked about that with the boys and like sports and stuff.00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.200
Like what we say to our kids really matters.00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:33.279
What you believe, what you think, all that matters.00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:34.880
I don't think I have the motivation today.00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:35.920
It's because my mom.00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:36.480
Yeah.00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:37.599
I'm numb.00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.640
I, yeah, I feel like I'm always saying pretty positive things in my brain.00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:47.119
Like I'm never telling myself, wait, what are you looking at over there?00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:49.599
I'm picturing things I hear you say on the phone.00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:51.200
No, that's to you.00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:53.839
Or to like people around you that live in your house.00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:54.720
No, no, no.00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.519
You're all no, that's horrible.00:32:57.599 --> 00:32:58.400
I don't say that.00:32:58.559 --> 00:32:58.880
No.00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:01.200
No, but um, oh my gosh.00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:02.960
So how horrible is that?00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:07.680
So yesterday, Ben picked Fox up from school and he pooped his pants.00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:08.559
At school?00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.200
And he asked his teacher to go to the bathroom.00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:11.839
Oh, I can't.00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:12.559
That pisses me off.00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:16.640
She said no because they were going to recess, and then it came out.00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.880
And I was like, no, you need to say no, I have to go right now and it's an emergency.00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:24.480
And if they still say no, you walk out of the room and you go to the bathroom.00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:25.359
Are you kidding?00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:34.160
I would and I don't, in her defense, because she's amazing, I love her, I think she didn't think it was an emergency because she goes, No, we're going to recess in a minute.00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:34.960
Like you can go then.00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:38.240
I know, but so when when I went to school for teaching, it was such a good class.00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:44.799
They told us, like, when a kid has to go to the bathroom, get a drink, or have a snack, then when you say no, they're not listening to you learn after that.00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:50.319
If I have to go pee and you don't let me go, the whole time I'm sitting there in class, yeah, I'm picturing I have to pee, I have to pee, have to pee.00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:51.680
I'm not learning anything.00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:55.359
And like some kids, like for me with like ADD, whatever, I probably have it.00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:58.079
Yeah, it helps me to go walk around to help me pay attention.00:33:58.160 --> 00:33:58.240
Yeah.00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.480
So that when you're not letting them go, they're just sitting there thinking the whole time, I need to go, I need to go, I need to go.00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:03.839
So it's like, it's just dumb.00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:07.039
But on the flip side, you can't have everybody up doing whatever the heck they want all the time.00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:08.960
If they go to the bathroom, they go to the bathroom.00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:09.519
It's stupid.00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:12.960
So, anyways, so then the poor guy speaking of my stomach's rolling right.00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:14.000
I was so upset about it.00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:14.880
I go, when did this happen?00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:15.679
Did you email her?00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:17.119
No, I go, when did this happen?00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:18.480
He said the morning.00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:19.519
So then all day.00:34:19.599 --> 00:34:23.519
So then I'm like, oh my God, was he like made fun of all day because he smelled like poop?00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:25.440
Like I was so irritated.00:34:25.599 --> 00:34:26.719
You need to let her know.00:34:26.960 --> 00:34:31.599
Well, I told him, if you ask to go to the bathroom and she says no, you say no, it's an emergency.00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:33.760
And if she still says no, you walk out and you go.00:34:34.000 --> 00:34:35.920
And if did Ben smell it right away.00:34:36.079 --> 00:34:38.559
And if an accident happens, I don't know, I gotta ask him.00:34:38.639 --> 00:34:44.800
And if an accident happens because he picked him up, then if an accident happens, then you go to the nurse right away.00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:46.400
Like you can't sit in it all day.00:34:46.480 --> 00:34:47.280
Isn't that horrible?00:34:47.679 --> 00:34:48.239
Poor guy.00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:49.360
Oh, I was sick about it.00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:50.239
I'm sick about it.00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:51.519
Probably ruined his whole day.00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:53.599
Well, and then I'm like, if people like, you know.00:34:53.840 --> 00:34:54.960
Yeah, well, if it smelled.00:34:55.119 --> 00:34:55.519
I know.00:34:55.679 --> 00:34:57.119
I know, that's awful.00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:58.320
I was irritated.00:34:58.400 --> 00:34:58.639
I know.00:34:58.719 --> 00:35:00.400
I would let her know though, because she would have no idea.00:35:00.559 --> 00:35:01.760
Oh no, and she's amazing.00:35:01.840 --> 00:35:03.039
I don't think she had any idea.00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:03.440
Yeah.00:35:03.599 --> 00:35:08.880
But he's not the one, like, so Bear got in trouble actually for going to the bathroom without so you they have to put in a request.00:35:09.119 --> 00:35:10.000
There's like a process.00:35:10.239 --> 00:35:11.519
What if you're having a poop attack?00:35:11.599 --> 00:35:13.280
Well, that's what he had to pee really bad.00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:15.920
And so he put it in, or he said, Can I go to the bathroom?00:35:16.000 --> 00:35:17.599
And the teacher said, No, you need to go put the request in.00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:18.000
Oh my god.00:35:18.239 --> 00:35:19.199
So he walked out of the room to go.00:35:19.519 --> 00:35:20.719
Yeah, because he's gonna piss himself.00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:21.119
Yeah.00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:29.360
So I'm I wasn't mad, but I'm like, maybe don't wait for the last second, but sometimes when it comes on, though, it's not the last second.00:35:29.519 --> 00:35:30.239
But I felt so bad.00:35:30.320 --> 00:35:30.719
Isn't that so?00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:31.519
Oh, I feel awful.00:35:31.599 --> 00:35:33.280
I've I've had that happen so much lately.00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:34.639
It almost might happen right now.00:35:34.800 --> 00:35:35.119
Really?00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:36.000
You can go.00:35:36.239 --> 00:35:36.559
I know.00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:37.920
Let's sum this bad boy up.00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:38.320
Okay.00:35:38.559 --> 00:35:39.760
Today that's it.00:35:40.480 --> 00:35:41.280
It was a dumb podcast.00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:42.239
But we love you guys.00:35:42.400 --> 00:35:43.039
We'll see you next month.00:35:44.559 --> 00:35:44.800
See ya.00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:45.760
See you next month.00:35:45.920 --> 00:35:51.039
Welcome to Jerkin Around, a podcast that makes you feel better about yourself because we're a mess, just like you.00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:52.400
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