Episodes

Your brain is basically that one friend who believes everything you say... even when you're joking. So maybe stop calling yourself old every five minutes. 😅 This episode starts with pillow debates, AI photo fails, and the heartbreaking realization that readers might actually be in our future. Then we somehow end up talking about Lake Tahoe, slot machines, hand pays, and why your brain loves convincing you that "one more spin" is a solid financial plan. We also get real about a family hospital...

The fastest way to test a friendship? Wear a terrible outfit and see who has the courage to stop you. This episode has it all: fashion interventions, friends who tell the truth, and the ones who let you walk around looking like a clearance rack exploded. We also talk vacation guilt, those lovely “must be nice” comments, and why the vacation version of your spouse is suspiciously more fun than the one who unloads the dishwasher at home. Then we dive into Summer House drama, questionable decisi...

We all have coping mechanisms. Some of ours should come with a warning label and a locked cabinet. One phone call and life goes completely off the rails. Next thing you know, it’s Cheesecake Factory at 2 a.m. on a hospital floor, trying not to emotionally fall apart in public. This episode is about the month that wrecked our normal. Crystal’s mom has a major heart attack, everyone shows up thinking it’s goodbye, and then plot twist, she survives. So now we’re all just standing there li...

A spray tan goes wild, we roast each other like pros, and somehow it turns into a therapy session about surviving life when everything is ridiculous. We’re Crystal and Teisha, hopping from Luke Combs to reality TV drama to the dumb stuff we bought online, then landing in the messy, real-life chaos. We talk Summer House betrayals, cancel culture, Ozempic freakouts, and weird wellness trends that promise instant calm. Then it gets messier: hospital scares, early dementia, caregiver stress, and...

The mic’s back after a chaotic month, and we’re diving straight into cringe, marriage negotiations, and a Nationals weekend that went from “oh no” to first place. Along the way, we laugh, stress, and flex that resilience muscle hard. We cover tiny moments with big lessons: cigars in front of kids, secret adult choices that look shady, and our “Zooies” bit that’s really about consent, timing, and asking for what you need without shame. Toss in Kyle Richards, Paige DeSorbo, and strangers judgin...

Life got loud, calendars exploded, and somehow summer tripped and fell straight into fall. So yeah, we hit reset. We’re back with longer monthly episodes, and we’re starting spicy, marriage dynamics, bedroom conversations, and a viral clip that absolutely ran wild without its context. We get into initiation, consent, and the unglamorous negotiations that keep a marriage alive, then hard pivot into food habits, cinnamon Americanos, high-protein breakfasts, and the royal bagels that make us fe...

Season 3 is done, and we’re going full Chick-fil-A—closed for summer and open for poolside chaos, family time, and snacks we don’t have to share. In this episode, we reflect on the wild ride from “should we even do a podcast?” to building a secret sisterhood of women who are over the Pinterest-perfect pressure. We chat sneaky travel tricks, why your 40s are kind of magical, and how hot dogs became part of our conflict resolution strategy (don’t ask, just listen). We’re taking a break, not ...

Did your Easter look more like chaos and chocolate-fueled meltdowns than a curated Instagram post? Good,you're in the right place. We’re talking missed church, egg fights, and one mom wondering if ungrateful kids are part of the resurrection story. Meanwhile, influencers are out here staging gender reveals like it's the Oscars. Then, 20-year-old Reese hops on with wisdom that’ll make you question your whole parenting strategy, in a good way. Her secret? Less control, more trust, and rememb...

So we were so sure we were dishing out solid dating advice… until we realized we might’ve been totally off. Oops 🤐 In this episode, Crystal and Teisha spiral (in the best way) through breakups, ghosting, and the infamous “talking stage” that feels like purgatory in cute outfits. Somewhere along the way, we end up debating Teisha’s need for random mid-day “bed breaks,” which Crystal insists makes zero sense unless you’re a Victorian child recovering from the flu. There’s also a rant about tee...

Why are men always low-key grumpy? Plot twist: they just want attention. Yep, like giant toddlers with beards. This episode is about reviving that girlfriend energy in your marriage—flirty texts, random compliments, and maybe even hyping up his (totally unnecessary) naked golf swing in the mirror. We cover everything from teen sleepover drama to feeding half the neighborhood out of your pantry while your husband panics over the snack budget. Oh, and we get real about keeping our homes safe...

Want a story that’ll leave you speechless? Trisha went out for a normal night with friends and ended up fighting for her life, drugged, kidnapped, and beaten, with no way to escape. In her most desperate moment, she started reciting the Lord’s Prayer. The kidnappers’ eerie response? “Don’t bring the Lord into this.” And then out of nowhere, they let her go. But the nightmare wasn’t over. Dazed and injured, she was struck by a delivery truck, suffering devastating injuries. Doctors said she...

Marriage after kids can feel like a juggling act except your relationship’s the one getting dropped. We’re diving into how to bring back that spark, from playful touches in the kitchen to breaking free from the “shoulds” that drain the fun out of life. Turns out, physical touch isn’t just about intimacy—it’s about feeling seen and wanted in the chaos of daily life. And sometimes, a quick getaway (even just one night) is the reset you didn’t know you needed. Because your kids will remember par...

That TikTok where Teisha joked about "playing dead" to avoid intimacy? Yeah, it blew up with people predicting divorce. But honestly, it says more about how uncomfortable we are with real marriage talk than anything wrong at home. We’re spilling the truth about marriage: why men are microwaves (quick to heat up) and women are ovens (we need a warm-up). Plus, the terror of letting a teen go to Mexico solo and why trusting them might be the secret sauce to parenting. From relationship regret...

Ever scroll past an influencer’s perfect morning routine: 5AM workouts, flawless lipstick, and a color-coded calendar and think, “LOL, absolutely not”? Same. This episode is basically a judgment-free zone for life’s hot mess moments. We’re talking about those questionable intimacy signals in marriage (because sometimes a cuddle is just a cuddle, OK?!), plus some business lessons that prove “go big or go home” is actually kinda terrible advice. Oh, and we have to get into the Ruby Franke docum...

What started as a cheer competition in Dallas turned into a full-blown fight-or-flight panic when chaos broke out at the convention center. One minute, we were just proud, cheer moms—next thing you know, we’re hiding in a bathroom stall, sprinting through downtown with our terrified kids, convinced we were running from an active shooter. Spoiler: They later said it was just a bar fight, but it sure didn’t feel that way at the moment. We’re getting raw and real about what it’s like to think, ...

Buckle up for this wild ride on Jerking Around, where we dive headfirst into flight freakouts, family chaos, and all the ridiculousness in between. Tisha spills on her fear of flying and how a little too much wine (and a diaper improvisation) turned one trip into pure comedy gold. We’re serving up real talk and big laughs, from letting kids pick vacation spots (risky move, btw) to elderberry cures and the weird-but-necessary safe words that keep our marriages spicy. It’s messy, hilarious, and...

Ever walked into a room and suddenly you’re in a relationship you didn’t know about? We kick things off with some playful roasting and welcome our newest partner-in-crime, Melissa, before diving into Paige DeSorbo’s breakup and the age-old debate, can you really stay friends with an ex? (Let’s just say, opinions get spicy.) Then, we relive the times love totally hijacked our wardrobes because who hasn’t worn something ridiculous for a relationship? From celebrity style overhauls to post-Super...

Ever caught yourself cracking up at your own jokes in a car full of kids? Same here. This episode kicks off with our brilliant idea to listen to Jerking Around on a family road trip, leading to nonstop laughs and our daughters seriously questioning us. From there, we dive into the Paige and Craig breakup saga, adding our own relationship mishaps for good measure. Things get even juicier when we dish on the It Ends With Us movie drama—lawsuits, intimacy coordinators, and plenty of WTF moments....

In this emotional episode of "Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal," the duo takes a pause from their usual antics to honor the life of Crystal's beloved dad, Bob. Crystal opens up about the poignant moments leading to his passing and reflects on the valuable lessons she's gained in the initial weeks after his loss. As they navigate the delicate topic of grief, Crystal shares touching memories and stories about her dad, offering viewers a glimpse into the extraordinary life he lived. Teisha p...

As you're aware, our episodes are recorded a week in advance. Since the recording, Crystal and her family have endured the heartbreaking loss of her incredible father, Bob. In time, we'll discuss the details and emotions surrounding this, but for today, our hope is that these stories bring you laughter and joy, as is our usual intention. Please keep Crystal and her family in your prayers. In Episode 30 of Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal, buckle up for a high-flying adventure as we delve ...

Welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of "Jerkin' Around with Teisha and Crystal"! In Episode 00, we're serving up a feast for your ears as we compile the best and never-before-heard clips from our previous episodes. Join Teisha and Crystal as they take you on a hilarious journey through the highlights of their podcast adventures. Get ready for a rollercoaster of laughter, insightful conversations, and unexpected moments that capture the essence of "Jerkin' Around." It's a perfect way to re...

Welcome to Episode 29 of Jerkin' Around with your hosts Teisha and Crystal! In this intriguing episode, we dive into the world of relationships, uncovering the often overlooked warning signs in marriages. From red flags to open relationships, we tackle the complexities of modern love. Join us as we explore the excitement and drama of BravoCon, diving into the world of Jeff Lewis and the captivating happenings within the Bravo universe. But wait, that’s not all—we daringly enter the debate about...

In Episode 28 of Jerkin Around, Teisha and Crystal take on a variety of topics that'll have you both laughing and reflecting. Join the duo as they dive into the adventures of their recent cabin trip, sharing hilarious anecdotes and unforgettable moments. But it's not all about fun and games at the cabin. Teisha and Crystal open up about the challenges of parenting and the internal struggles that come with it. They get real about how sometimes, our feelings can deceive us, leading us astray like...

Join Teisha and Crystal in Episode 27 of "Jerkin' Around" as they delve into the complex world of kids and cell phones. In this candid discussion, prompted by a question from one of their jerkies, they explore the ever-relevant question of when it's appropriate for children to have their own devices and the equally challenging decision of when to introduce them to social media. These decisions are deeply personal, and our hosts provide insights to help you navigate this digital age as parents. ...