April 6, 2026

S4 E3: Coping 101: Spray Tans & Slot Machine Therapy

S4 E3: Coping 101: Spray Tans & Slot Machine Therapy
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Season 1

A spray tan goes wild, we roast each other like pros, and somehow it turns into a therapy session about surviving life when everything is ridiculous.

We’re Crystal and Teisha, hopping from Luke Combs to reality TV drama to the dumb stuff we bought online, then landing in the messy, real-life chaos.

We talk Summer House betrayals, cancel culture, Ozempic freakouts, and weird wellness trends that promise instant calm. Then it gets messier: hospital scares, early dementia, caregiver stress, and our creative coping like hiding in the pantry or hitting the casino. Teen chaos shows up too with boundaries being tested and a school bathroom disaster that made us laugh and cry at the same time.

If you want goofy friend banter with real-life chaos, hit play.

Share, subscribe, and tell us your favorite way to escape the madness. 😉

00:00 - Welcome And Casual Catch-Up

01:40 - Spray Tan Drama And Beauty Talk

05:20 - Summer House Hot Takes

12:00 - Vegas Trip And Casino Fixation

18:50 - Ozempic Fears And Body Image

25:00 - Parenting Teens And Losing Sleep

26:30 - Job Scam Warning On Indeed

27:20 - Sex Addiction Question And Porn Access

31:46 - Self-Talk And Bathroom Emergency Story

35:38 - Quick Wrap And See You Next Month

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Welcome to Jerkin Around, a podcast that makes you feel better about yourself because we're a mess just like you.

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And Crystal makes fun of you.

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And it's great and it's real.

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Um, something in the orange.

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That could be like our theme song.

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What is that?

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Sach Bryan.

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Oh, I don't know that song.

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Oh, I'm glad we're going to the concert.

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It's gonna be a blast.

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Oh man.

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It's like his most popular song.

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Oh, I don't really listen to him, but the girls like him.

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Yeah, that's right.

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If they invite me, I'm going.

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Yeah, it'll be fine.

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Tisha's orange today, and my hair's orange.

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It was looking all right, but then I ran through the rain, so now it's all big.

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It looks fine.

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No, fine's not good.

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No, it looks great.

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And you're blonde.

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Tisha got her hair.

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She's going back to blonde.

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I'm not.

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It's a little blonde, so I felt washed out, so I spray tanned last night.

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And then, you know what though?

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When I went in there, which I could totally see Maddie working in there, it's very like the girls look just like her.

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Are you encouraging the job change?

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No.

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I just she had told me she applied there.

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And I could see it when I was there last night.

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But so the girl, I walk in and I'm like, hi, and they never ever ask me what I want.

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They always just put me in the room.

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Oh, they ask me every time.

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Oh no.

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So she's like, What did you want to do?

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And I was like, I don't know.

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What did I do last time?

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And she's like, the super double XL bronze or something.

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She called it something.

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I know, but why'd you do that?

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And I was like, okay, fine.

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And then it's very dark, very Ross Geller-esque.

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Why'd you want to be this dark?

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I said because I felt a little washed out, so I wanted to get a spray tan.

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I didn't want to be this dark.

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I just said, do whatever I did last time because I was not feeling like this last time.

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Thank you.

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We didn't pre-talk today.

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And I you, I was trying to talk to you in the car, but you were like, like I was talking about nothing and ignoring me.

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No, I was.

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So we're really shooting from the hip today.

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Usually we kind of plan a little bit.

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Yeah.

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But we have no plan.

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But I I know you don't care to talk about this, but I want to talk about it.

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If anyone watches Summer House, I can't get over it.

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Yeah.

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Oh, the West.

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It's going out next to me.

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I feel like you always call things before they happen.

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I do.

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Remember Kyle Richards?

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Yes.

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I do.

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And you were like, Kyle Richards is a lesbian.

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And I was like, I don't think so.

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Yes.

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And then it came out.

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And then you also called Paige and I called it the whole time.

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And I said she wouldn't marry Craig the whole time.

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You're like a celebrity psychic.

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I should start a blog.

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Yeah.

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Like, I know all the gossip thoroughly.

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Like you know the trends.

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Yes.

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And I know the gossip.

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Yes.

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I'm always right.

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Yeah.

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You are always right.

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And sometimes I'm like, I don't know if that's true, but it's always true.

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I really didn't think Kyle Richards was a lesbian.

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But yeah.

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And I do.

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I am good at that.

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Yeah.

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And this thing I've been calling it forever.

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And Regina was like, no.

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I'm like, yes.

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Yeah.

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And I showed you the arm thing.

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I told you about the arm thing.

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I saw it on the episode.

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I saw the arm thing.

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It's where you like don't let go.

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Yes.

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And you don't do that with a friend.

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No, I know you don't let go.

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Like any reason to brush up against a remember the other day on my leg.

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The guy.

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Oh, you don't do that.

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It was weird.

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So uncomfortable.

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Like you don't touch another girl unless you're married.

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No.

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Like, yeah.

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So, anyways, on Summer House, it's like probably my top three favorite shows for years.

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I haven't watched it in a long time.

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Oh my gosh.

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Since like Carl, it's been awesome.

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I love it.

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And Paige Disorbots from Summer House.

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That's why I'm obsessed.

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By the way, she came out with Joe.

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We talked about that, the hiding.

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So now Amanda and Kyle got divorced, and now Amanda is dating her best friend's like love of her life.

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Like Sierra was in love with him for years.

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Yes.

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And then this summer they're like canoodling again.

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So every night she's in there talking to Amanda.

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Amanda and Sierra are talking about her and West.

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And that Amanda's having something go on.

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It's like so mean.

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That's horrible.

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It's so mean.

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And like West and Kyle are really.

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That's why I think this wasn't a fair.

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I told you, no one leaves.

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No girl leaves hardly ever without a side piece.

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Yeah.

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No one.

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Yeah.

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I said that about Paige.

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You don't just break up for nothing.

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Yeah.

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Unless like something bad.

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Or a big fight or like this or that.

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You can't take it enough.

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But her and Craig, it was so random.

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Well, you're like more strong when you have a lot of things.

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I'm on the holidays.

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No girl breaks up before the holiday.

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When you have someone waiting, you're like, I'm not putting up with this.

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Exactly.

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I'm like, you've been putting up with this for 10 years.

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Amanda has for 10 years.

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All of a sudden.

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And then of a sudden you're not putting up with it.

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Yeah.

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And like she gets high a lot.

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Kyle said she's a slob and she just gets high.

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I wouldn't.

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I'm on me.

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No.

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I would not find that attractive.

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No, I know.

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Yeah.

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So no.

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Ben is like, he runs a tight ship.

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If I was a slob, I'd be like, I don't know.

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I feel like you were more of a slob before you married him.

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Oh, totally.

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Yeah.

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Like you were, you're very like clean, like disinfect.

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Yes.

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But like slob.

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Like there would be a pile of like.

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But pile of clothes.

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Piles are everywhere.

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Yeah.

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And you're like so not.

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And like my bathroom area is always a mess.

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Like there's makeup and there's curling irons.

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Is there still that?

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Yes.

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And he doesn't care.

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Or does he clean it?

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So sometimes I think he gets sick of looking at my side and then he'll go over there and do it.

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But yeah, he but I couldn't be like slobby.

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He would be like, he would get rest.

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Rest out.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Totally.

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We were well, so now it's been a month, so there's a lot to catch up on.

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Let's see.

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We went to Vegas for spring break.

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Um, and that was Tisha was very unhappy about going, and you actually had a really good time.

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It was fun.

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Yeah.

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What was your favorite part?

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Um the concert.

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It was very fun.

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Yeah.

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We went to Luke Holmes.

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It was really it was with our kids too.

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It was cute.

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I love a kid's trip.

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Yeah, I do too.

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Fun, family, which Vegas isn't my first choice, but it was fine.

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And now Tisha has been a gambler all week.

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She's been in the casino more than me this year.

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I know.

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I know.

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Ben, we went Friday, we went Saturday, and then Sunday he wanted to go, but I wasn't in the mood, so we didn't.

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I know.

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I'm like Kyle.

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I know.

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It's annoying.

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It's like if I want something, it happens.

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And if he wants something, you're all loser, degenerate.

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We're going to the casino again.

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You guys didn't even tell me.

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Why didn't you even ask us to go?

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So, anyways, so she's been gambling a lot.

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We hung out a lot recently.

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We've been hanging out more.

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But there's been a lot going on in my personal life.

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My mom's been in and out of the hospital continuously.

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So that's been since like January.

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Yeah, since January.

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It's been, she's there right now.

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And we left to, I was really rude to Tisha this morning.

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It's okay.

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She said we didn't have to record, and I said, I'm an adult.

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Yeah.

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But I was just like grouchy about it.

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I was just trying to be supportive.

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It's fine.

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It's really hard though, right now.

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There's been a lot of hard this week.

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Well, I meant like you're not in a good place mentally.

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So thank you.

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No.

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It's so rude.

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I'm saying right here.

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I know.

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I've been saying rude things lately and I've been.

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Oh my gosh, so many rude things.

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What'd you say the other day?

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Oh, we can't say it.

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Horrible.

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No, it's horrible.

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It's horrible.

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She says the worst things.

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Oh, well, I did tell Ben when he was complaining.

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I said, Are we gonna get to a solution?

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And he said, I can't ever talk to you about anything.

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I agree.

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But it's like I'm just like, womp, womb, womp, womp.

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It's like Charlie Brown, won't womp.

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The complaining.

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I can't.

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I can't do complaining either.

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I need a solution.

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I agree.

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No, but um I was trying to say, like, if you're not in spirits to record.

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Yeah.

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Like, yeah.

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Because sometimes it is hard to be on here when you're going through something.

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Yeah, and like funny.

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Yeah.

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And laughing about things, you know.

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Yeah.

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Not funny.

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Yeah.

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Like no, it's it's been crazy.

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It's I I mean, she's, you know, she's she's she doesn't listen, so it's fine.

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She's showing signs of dementia.

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So that's like part one.

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Yeah.

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Then like her body, there's something wrong every other day that's completely different.

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Like it's a new thing every time.

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So a lot of going to the hospital, but then it's just like sad, all of it.

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I feel bad for her.

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Like right today, she's begging to go home.

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And I was like, no one sees you at home.

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Like Kelly's here, I'm here.

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Why?

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Like Jen's here.

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Stay here.

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Yeah.

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The hospital's hard though.

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When you get when you're there a long time, you start feeling yeah.

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She's getting really done.

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Yeah.

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But like it feels like normal life is crazy because when you're at the hospital, every minute you're free.

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You have to be at the hospital.

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Right.

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So it's like, it's been just crazy.

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There's no free time because at the hospital.

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It's a hospital.

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So then I want to gamble all the time.

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Yeah.

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I get it.

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It's already there.

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I'm getting it a little bit.

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Yeah.

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I saw someone win.

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I went to the casino for like an hour after the hospital yesterday because I cried to Kyle that I just needed a break before I go home.

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Because I don't always like to go home all sad, you know, like weirded out.

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I feel like there's been a lot of that lately with my kids.

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Like, give me a minute, you know?

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Yeah.

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They're like, we gave you so many minutes.

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Like, oh, you're dad.

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Now that you're aunt, now you're mom.

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No, that's dumb.

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Yeah.

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Seriously.

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It's been nonstop.

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So they're like, so I would wanted to go.

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But I saw a guy win$25,000 yesterday.

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I would die.

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I couldn't even believe what I was seeing, but he was betting$200 a spin.

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So do you think he spent a lot?

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Yes.

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So would he spend$10 and$125?

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No, I think he spent more.

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He went to another machine and spent$2,000 in 10 seconds.

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$200 a spin.

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And he carried around, you know those big zipper like money bags?

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He had one under his arm the whole time.

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Like a like a fanny pack?

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Who is it?

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My dad.

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Let's answer.

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He's funny.

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Hey Don.

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Hey.

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What's going on?

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I'm an answer.

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Okay.

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I just want you to know it's 100%.

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Yeah, I'm so excited.

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I told you the other day, but I just want to let you know I didn't tell the camera off.

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Yeah.

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All right.

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We have nowhere to go, so yeah.

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Oh, geez.

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Making me feel so special.

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We have nowhere to go.

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Like, what the hell?

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No, no, that's not the right thing.

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The whole sky in the street said we couldn't come, so we're coming to your house.

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Like, what's okay?

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That was the wrong thing.

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Okay.

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All right.

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I hey dad, I'm recording.

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I gotta call you back.

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I'm recording the podcast.

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Yeah, love you.

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I love you too.

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All right.

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Anyways, you want me to bring anything?

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No, I'll call you back.

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I gotta go.

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Love you.

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All right, Mike.

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Oh my God.

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He's so funny, isn't he?

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That was wrong.

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Let's tell the story about your dad on the boat.

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Now this is living.

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Oh, I know.

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That was sad.

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I think about that all the time.

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I think that phrase in my head all the time.

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Yeah, I think about that.

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I know it is living.

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It's always hard to do the things.

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Even going to that concert, it was so expensive when we booked it.

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I was annoyed.

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I was like, I don't really care to spend$200 a ticket per kid.

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But then when you go, you're like, I'm so glad I went.

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Well, our we had someone pass away that we know this weekend.

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And I was reminded of that.

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I'm like, you never know what's gonna happen.

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So like so we should go to the casino after this.

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I'm all so just book the trip.

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No.

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Yeah, no, we're going back.

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We're going into summer.

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I feel like casino is your problem.

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Vacations are my problem.

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Yeah.

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But then I go on a lot of vacations with you.

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And I go to the casino with you.

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So it's like our our joint.

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That find a friend that will do your bad habits with you.

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Exactly.

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No, I agree.

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Yeah.

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I agree.

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No, but I tell you when it's getting out of control.

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You know, like no, you said it the other day.

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We got to find a better coping mechanism.

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I agree.

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But no, the trips we're going into summer.

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Let's tell all the jerkies, book a trip.

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Yeah.

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You really got to.

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Tell it to whatever it is.

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Even if it's San Diego or camping up in Flax.

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You gotta get where you enjoy your life.

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Otherwise, what's all this working for?

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I agree.

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And I feel like you enjoy your family and kids so differently when you're all together on vacation.

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There's no like distractions for well, Kyle's like so fun on vacation versus like his normal mood.

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He's like, I like him way better.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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I like him way better.

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So we did that.

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What else happened this month?

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We um we had our cheer banquet.

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That was amazing.

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We've been working like dogs.

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Woo!

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Oh my gosh.

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No, really.

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We've been working a lot.

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Yeah.

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And Tisha's a really good worker.

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Oh my gosh.

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I give her a lot of compliments.

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This is weird.

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Yeah, she's gonna do OnlyFans though.

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I've watched a lot of reality TV recently.

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Have you?

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I haven't watched any.

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I just watched you know what I'm watching?

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Have you seen the JFK Junior show?

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No, you told me about it.

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Oh yeah.

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Is it so good though?

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So it's Ben liked it.

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We're still watching it.

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It's not like the most like on the edge of your seat show.

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Yeah, which sometimes I need a break from memory.

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Because I'll fall asleep watching it.

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It's kind of nice because sometimes, like, if I'm watching Paradise or Paradise.

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Parasite.

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We talked about the parasite.

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Oh my god.

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So um Paradise sometimes like after I'm like wired and I like and then I'm me too.

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I have to watch the bunker.

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And we didn't make a bunker.

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Like I saw on Instagram, they're all you can make this bunker.

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And I was like, I do want to make, I'm all, I want to make a bunker.

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So it's stressful.

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I don't love that.

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How about the parasite though?

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Always.

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Okay, so I was like, So we're getting ready for the podcast, and we have a new producer here today.

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She's a big deal.

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Madison.

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Yeah, Madison.

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Thank you.

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So Tisha, it took us 20 minutes to get her ready to film.

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I look like I've been run over and I'm fine with it.

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Well, I look orange and I and she told the new producer, she's vain.

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She is vain.

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We all know she's vain.

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It's fine.

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So she's talking about being anorexic or something.

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Yeah.

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No.

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I'm fine with that too.

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I can't believe the things that come out of your mouth.

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I know.

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I just can't.

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I'm just being honest.

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Because what if there's people are struggling though?

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Did you watch Mormon Lives?

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She's struggling with anorexia.

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Who is?

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Oh, she bothers me.

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Which one?

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She has a big smile.

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She's the girl that couldn't have an orgasm.

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Who is that?

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Oh my gosh.

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Oh, the brown hair.

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Brown hair, yes.

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Tall and skinny?

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Yes.

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Oh, she's struggling?

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Yes.

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She wanted to be a model and um they wouldn't take her.

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So now she feels like it's because she's too big and now she's eat she's not eating and she's on the Ozempic and she can't stop.

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She's addicted to it.

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Oh yeah.

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Tisha sends a lot of articles about how bad that stuff is.

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Yeah.

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But I do I did read that it was like, if you're losing weight unexplainably, you might have a parasite.

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And I was like, oh, what kind of parasite?

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And I'm like, looking for one things, you know, like looking door handles trying to get the parasite.

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I don't know.

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Biting my toenails.

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Like, I don't know.

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Like, how does one get the weight loss parasites?

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I can't believe this is happening.

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I'm blushing for you.

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It's horrible.

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But you're so tiny.

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The dysmorphia is like so great.

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Bro, we were talking to her because I bought this like shake plate.

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Yeah, every Instagram swipe.

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Like, she's such a sucker.

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So I bought the shake plate.

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Have you done it?

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Yeah.

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And you stand on the plate.

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Do you like it?

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Yeah.

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And it shakes you.

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Wait, you like it?

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What do you mean?

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Like you like the feeling?

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I don't dislike it.

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You just stand in shake.

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So you stand on this plate and it shakes you like really fast.

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And so Ben, I've asked for it for like four holidays.

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He never gets it because he thinks it's stupid.

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I literally send it.

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How much is it?

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Christmas, Valentine's.

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It was like$169.

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No, that's not that bad.

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So I but I don't like to buy stuff like that for myself.

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So I sent it to him, sent it to him, never buying it.

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So then you just buy me dumb things that I don't want.

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And I'm like, can you just get the shake plate?

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So I bought the shake plate.

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So Crystal's like, she's like, why did you buy that?

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And I'm like, anything that's like, oh, you're you lose weight, but do that.

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No, the red light, the washa, any health.

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Lemmy, every brand of lemming.

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I'm doing.

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Yeah, it's stupid, but it's fine.

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So you shake.

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What do you feel better after you shake?

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I feel like it's in my mind, but probab but yeah.

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Like I feel like it's shaking around the fat and it's gonna like jiggle right off.

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I don't know.

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How long are you on the shake weight thing?

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15 minutes.

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So you set a timer.

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No, it has a timer on it.

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So you just get up there.

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Where are you in the living room?

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Are you in your room?

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Well, I had it in the living room.

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Beds like, I don't want to look at that thing.

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It's big.

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And he's like, How big?

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It's like it's like this big.

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So so you're in your room before bed to shake it?

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In the morning.

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Well, it's supposed to help with like lymphatic drainage and help you go to the bathroom.

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But you go to the bathroom more than anyone I know.

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No, I go regularly.

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So why do you need more?

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That's what you said.

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You said you're one of those people that's takes diuretics.

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Yeah, they like having diarrhea.

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You do.

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I don't dislike having diarrhea.

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I mean, you even believe this.

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I would like diarrhea more than feeling extremely full.

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Like, whatever.

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You know what?

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There might be someone out there that goes through something similar.

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They probably always are like, I'm like Tisha.

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Yeah, exactly.

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So there's a lot of diarrhea lovers out there.

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So have you like weighed yourself?

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No.

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Is it helping you?

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I don't know.

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Wow.

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I need to weigh myself, but I go ahead.

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I had a bad weekend and I was I ate a lot, went to Morton's a few times.

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Oh, we have this thing with Morton's in the casino.

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It's so funny.

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Steakhouse at the casino.

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It's like the best steakhouse, though.

00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:00.960
It really is.

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It's the bread.

00:17:02.799 --> 00:17:03.200
I know.

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And how have I not eaten at Morton's in 40 years?

00:17:05.920 --> 00:17:06.319
I know.

00:17:06.480 --> 00:17:06.880
It's weird.

00:17:07.039 --> 00:17:07.759
It's so weird.

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I hadn't either.

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And we went with Justin.

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My brother and Tisha are the same.

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And he always knows the good places to go.

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And so we went.

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It's so good.

00:17:14.960 --> 00:17:15.599
And it was so good.

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It's like my favorite date night is Morton's in the casino.

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Because it's like dinner in the casino.

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Well, sometimes a movie, it's like I'm not thinking about the movie.

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Movies are harder for me when I'm this busy.

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Work is like crazy right now.

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Yeah, or just anything.

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If your mom, like you know, you just sound like it's a big thing.

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Yeah, my mom.

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That's why the casino.

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I'm like, spin, spin, spin.

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I'm not thinking.

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I'm not thinking about anything.

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My mom, you know.

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I'm thinking about the balls, you know?

00:17:36.480 --> 00:17:36.880
Oh, yeah.

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That's a game.

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She saw something about the balls.

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Yeah.

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Have you had any zoois lately?

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No.

00:17:42.960 --> 00:17:43.680
Well, yeah, you did.

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No.

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Oh my god, she had some good story.

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Did you guys see that on her face?

00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:48.319
What?

00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:49.359
I can't wait.

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What is the story?

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Cherries.

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What?

00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:54.880
The cherry.

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Oh, he likes the cherries.

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It's called cherries now.

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From Zoey's when you did the chair.

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So now he's obsessed with the cherry.

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And now he just calls it cherries.

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Yeah.

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It sounds like you're picking cherries.

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That's what I thought at first.

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I'm like, I don't know.

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You like cherries, though.

00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:10.559
I love a cherry.

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So that's why I was like, I don't know if I like that.

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So what did he what'd you have to what do you have to do to get cherries?

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What did he do?

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It was something.

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He did something, and I was like, all right, cherries it is, you know.

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What was it?

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Do you like cherries?

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I don't I don't mind.

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You can get there on the chair.

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Yeah, but I don't feel like you can get to the finish line.

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I don't want to talk about that.

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No, but like it wouldn't, the cherries wouldn't get me there.

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Really?

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Yeah, because like well, you got your legs behind your head.

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It's like I'm not getting there with that.

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Like acrobatics.

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No, that's not always the finish line.

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That's just in the middle.

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Yeah.

00:18:47.279 --> 00:18:47.599
Okay.

00:18:47.839 --> 00:18:49.839
So you haven't watched Secret Lives and Mormon Lives.

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Did anybody watch the Taylor Frankie video?

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It's horrible.

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I'll watch the video on it's horrible about the domestic violence.

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I guess that was years ago.

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It was.

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Do you remember the very first episode when she's standing outside talking to the camera?

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It was then.

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Oh.

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Do you remember that?

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Yeah.

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Very f it was the first episode.

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That was the domestic violence.

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Yes, it was like in 2023.

00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:08.720
Yeah, that's what they said.

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But I guess there's been a few instances.

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Yeah, so he's pushing pressing charges.

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Yeah.

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I listened to the um, is that mommy's girl?

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Please answer.

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She wants something.

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Please answer on the podcast.

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She's so dumb.

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Oh, she hung up.

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She wants me to prove her Snapchat.

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Oh, at school.

00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:27.039
So so, anyways, Taylor Frankie, it's the the domestic violence.

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She's not the bachelorette.

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Paige and Hannah are real mad that she's not the bachelorette.

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They feel like if other people did something like that, what is she saying?

00:19:36.000 --> 00:19:39.279
She's asking to go to pop stroke after it's just with who?

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I just can't.

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After school?

00:19:41.680 --> 00:19:42.799
Yeah, not right now.

00:19:42.960 --> 00:19:43.359
Yeah.

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See, this is what they need to get doing.

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Get going.

00:19:46.400 --> 00:19:46.640
Yeah.

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I'm about to get her the job somewhere.

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Yeah, because it's no school tomorrow.

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It's just Galavant City.

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So she has school till 10.

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Oh, that's right.

00:19:55.359 --> 00:19:56.240
Freshmen and juniors.

00:19:56.480 --> 00:19:57.599
So what is she talking about?

00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:04.720
Anyways, so on the the uh the secret lives, oh Taylor Frankie, that she was canceled on the bachelorette.

00:20:05.200 --> 00:20:05.839
There was big talk.

00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:10.079
Paige and Hannah think that's stupid because if a guy did something, he wouldn't be canceled.

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What's your opinion?

00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:12.559
I think you would be canceled, don't you?

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I think domestic violence is a big deal.

00:20:14.400 --> 00:20:16.799
Well, and there was kids involved, so it's even more of a big deal.

00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:17.599
Yeah, I think.

00:20:17.759 --> 00:20:19.599
Did you watch the season at Mormon Lives?

00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:22.079
Well, this is the thing about The Bachelor.

00:20:22.240 --> 00:20:23.839
So she ignored my question.

00:20:24.000 --> 00:20:25.119
No, I will, real quick.

00:20:26.079 --> 00:20:31.119
The whole reason that The Bachelor is like exciting is at the end when you see the happily ever after.

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They ended up with the person.

00:20:32.640 --> 00:20:33.759
Yeah, so it's kind of ruined it.

00:20:33.839 --> 00:20:34.319
I thought that too.

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I'm like, I'm not even gonna watch that.

00:20:36.079 --> 00:20:42.079
No, she dumped the guy and she's getting beat up by Dakota like last um two weeks ago, a month ago.

00:20:42.160 --> 00:20:43.759
There, it's like kind of dumb watching it.

00:20:43.839 --> 00:20:44.960
You know, she doesn't end up with any of it.

00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:55.200
We watched Biggest Loser the whole season, and then it was the finale, and I accidentally played it at the end, and we saw the confetti coming down, and Kyle was like, oh my gosh, why even watch the whole episode?

00:20:55.440 --> 00:20:56.240
So you missed the whole thing.

00:20:56.319 --> 00:20:57.119
Yeah, no, I watched it.

00:20:57.200 --> 00:20:57.920
Kyle wouldn't watch it.

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He's like, I already know the winner, it's no point.

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So it's kind of like that.

00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:01.200
Yeah, yeah.

00:21:01.359 --> 00:21:01.839
I agree.

00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:05.039
I don't, I don't think, I think she has really some problems.

00:21:05.200 --> 00:21:09.200
Like this season of The Bachelor of Mormon Wives, it's really toxic.

00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:10.480
The whole season.

00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:15.599
I mean, it's always been bad, but this season is really like they're all getting divorced.

00:21:15.680 --> 00:21:20.000
It's like yeah, because fame, fame, and like that's why we're in everything famous.

00:21:20.079 --> 00:21:23.039
I don't want anything to happen to our friendship, or our marriage.

00:21:23.359 --> 00:21:24.880
Yeah, no, that too.

00:21:25.680 --> 00:21:26.640
No, I'm just kidding.

00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:27.759
Yeah, I agree though.

00:21:27.839 --> 00:21:28.400
It happens, yeah.

00:21:28.559 --> 00:21:29.200
Same with caller.

00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:37.440
I was really whacked on Saturday because we know someone who passed away, and I was thinking if something happened to Ben, and I was like so upset.

00:21:37.680 --> 00:21:40.160
I feel like I wouldn't be able to go on.

00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:40.559
Yeah.

00:21:41.119 --> 00:21:41.759
You know what I mean?

00:21:42.000 --> 00:21:43.279
Oh, I I'm living it with my mom.

00:21:43.440 --> 00:21:43.680
I know.

00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:44.640
Like she can't go on.

00:21:44.880 --> 00:21:46.880
And I was thinking, I was like, what do you even do?

00:21:47.279 --> 00:21:47.680
I don't know.

00:21:48.400 --> 00:21:49.359
It's really awful.

00:21:49.519 --> 00:21:50.480
Watching it like a parent.

00:21:51.680 --> 00:21:52.559
I'm being dead serious.

00:21:52.720 --> 00:21:53.279
With your kids?

00:21:53.440 --> 00:21:53.839
No, you.

00:21:54.880 --> 00:21:56.480
You and all your kids that move in with us?

00:21:56.640 --> 00:21:56.960
Maybe.

00:21:57.200 --> 00:21:58.960
We might have to build a new big house.

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Like something.

00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:00.880
Our houses and building.

00:22:00.960 --> 00:22:01.200
That's fine.

00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:02.480
You can no like I'd no.

00:22:02.559 --> 00:22:03.200
I've thought that about you.

00:22:03.279 --> 00:22:05.519
I'm like, you're gonna really have to take care of me if something happens to Kyle.

00:22:05.599 --> 00:22:05.759
Yeah.

00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:07.759
You already do, but no, I know though.

00:22:08.000 --> 00:22:08.640
It's awful.

00:22:08.799 --> 00:22:09.680
It's so awful.

00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:14.079
But a lot of people like Bose, you don't watch Housewives, you don't watch any of the good reality TV.

00:22:14.240 --> 00:22:14.400
No.

00:22:14.480 --> 00:22:17.119
Oh, on Beverly Hills, Bose is my favorite person ever.

00:22:17.279 --> 00:22:18.720
Oh, she's I don't even know who these are.

00:22:18.880 --> 00:22:19.759
Rachel Zoe is on.

00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:24.400
Bose was like a big CEO for like Pepsi, Amazon, Apple.

00:22:24.480 --> 00:22:26.319
So I like respect her in her business mind.

00:22:26.480 --> 00:22:26.640
Yeah.

00:22:26.720 --> 00:22:29.119
Her husband died right after they had her their baby.

00:22:30.640 --> 00:22:32.799
So she's raised her daughter as a single mom.

00:22:32.960 --> 00:22:35.599
And now um the guy she's dating wants to have kids.

00:22:35.680 --> 00:22:38.640
So she's trying to have kids before they'll get married.

00:22:39.440 --> 00:22:40.079
Oh wow.

00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:41.519
Because he wants kids.

00:22:41.839 --> 00:22:44.400
And so her IVF didn't take.

00:22:45.200 --> 00:22:46.480
So it's like that journey.

00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:46.880
Yeah.

00:22:47.039 --> 00:22:50.000
And like her going back, you know, just like she lived such.

00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:54.319
So she like dove into success because she was so upset about her husband.

00:22:54.400 --> 00:22:54.640
Yeah.

00:22:54.799 --> 00:22:56.240
And so she talks about like her whole journey.

00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:56.960
I just don't know how.

00:22:57.039 --> 00:22:59.039
And then Rachel Zoe's on there and she got divorced.

00:22:59.200 --> 00:22:59.440
You know?

00:22:59.839 --> 00:23:00.400
Oh, she did?

00:23:00.559 --> 00:23:00.720
Yeah.

00:23:00.880 --> 00:23:01.279
Oh, wow.

00:23:01.440 --> 00:23:04.079
And he like has a mistress and it's watching the kids navigate it.

00:23:04.240 --> 00:23:05.039
I really love her though.

00:23:05.200 --> 00:23:05.440
Really?

00:23:05.599 --> 00:23:10.240
And then Kyle Richards is missing, you know, but now she was with Morgan Wade this weekend.

00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:11.279
Oh, are they back?

00:23:11.440 --> 00:23:11.759
I guess.

00:23:11.839 --> 00:23:12.960
She bought a house in Nashville.

00:23:13.039 --> 00:23:15.119
I'm like, it's desperado vibes.

00:23:15.440 --> 00:23:18.960
Like soon she's gonna be singing country music with a guitar.

00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:20.240
Like the Morphers.

00:23:20.559 --> 00:23:20.799
You know?

00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:22.960
Did you ever morph with a boyfriend?

00:23:23.519 --> 00:23:25.359
I know you're trying to make fun of me right now.

00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:25.839
I didn't.

00:23:25.920 --> 00:23:27.359
I just thought of it when you gave me the look.

00:23:27.440 --> 00:23:29.599
So what was your most morphing boyfriend?

00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:30.319
You know.

00:23:30.559 --> 00:23:32.799
I I don't know, maybe we're wrong because I feel like there was a few.

00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:33.599
Drenchcoat.

00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:36.319
I've I forgot about that.

00:23:36.400 --> 00:23:37.839
But I feel like that's more me.

00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:40.720
You know, like then.

00:23:41.119 --> 00:23:41.519
Yeah.

00:23:41.759 --> 00:23:45.519
Um, but no, I did try to be Hispanic, I think, at one point.

00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:47.599
It's like, am I doing it again?

00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:48.799
With the with the tan?

00:23:49.119 --> 00:23:50.160
Like, am I there again?

00:23:50.319 --> 00:23:51.759
But Ben is really tan.

00:23:52.000 --> 00:23:54.640
Maybe I'm like, no but not the only olive one around here.

00:23:55.039 --> 00:23:55.279
Exactly.

00:23:55.440 --> 00:23:55.599
Yeah.

00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:59.519
No, but yeah, I did try to maybe be on the Hispanic side.

00:23:59.599 --> 00:24:00.319
I cut the bangs.

00:24:00.400 --> 00:24:01.279
I did really dark hair.

00:24:01.440 --> 00:24:02.880
Yeah, you were saying tortilla.

00:24:03.039 --> 00:24:04.400
I was making the tortillas.

00:24:04.559 --> 00:24:05.759
You were like cooking spongy.

00:24:06.000 --> 00:24:07.599
I do really like Mexican food.

00:24:07.680 --> 00:24:09.119
So And Mexicans.

00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:10.160
I'm not against them.

00:24:10.559 --> 00:24:10.960
Yeah, I do.

00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:13.519
I like a Mexican, I like a dark-skinned fella.

00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:20.960
Yeah, I morphed, I morphed, like, tried to be smart when I was dating my ex in college.

00:24:21.200 --> 00:24:22.720
Oh, I remember when he was so smart.

00:24:23.119 --> 00:24:25.359
And I I was trying to be like, I'm so smart, and I wasn't.

00:24:25.519 --> 00:24:27.680
So it was like you believe it.

00:24:30.880 --> 00:24:32.079
Like, I know.

00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:34.480
Good thing there wasn't text messaging then, was there?

00:24:34.640 --> 00:24:37.519
If there was one period of your life you would want to erase, which period it would it be?

00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:38.240
Erase.

00:24:38.400 --> 00:24:38.799
Erase.

00:24:38.880 --> 00:24:40.319
Like, I wish I didn't do that.

00:24:41.359 --> 00:24:42.559
I don't feel like there's any.

00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:48.480
I feel like there's things I'd go back and do a little differently, but I still would go through the same, you know?

00:24:49.039 --> 00:24:49.519
Yeah.

00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:54.079
Cause even the bad things, I feel like still had good things come from them.

00:24:54.240 --> 00:24:56.240
Like, I don't think I needed to live in LA.

00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:57.200
You know what I mean?

00:24:57.359 --> 00:24:57.759
Yeah.

00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:02.160
But I don't think it was the like Yeah, it's weird when you think about it that way.

00:25:02.240 --> 00:25:05.200
But then it also helps you remember the things your kids are going through.

00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:06.400
It's gonna be good for them later.

00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:06.720
Yeah.

00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:08.319
Raising kids is hard.

00:25:08.400 --> 00:25:09.839
The high school age is hard.

00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:14.319
It's way more fun because you're not like babysitting them all the time or having to be home.

00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:16.799
But then you weirdly have to be home in a different way.

00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:17.519
Yeah, you're weird.

00:25:19.200 --> 00:25:22.240
Maddie went to Rocky Point for spring break with her friends.

00:25:22.319 --> 00:25:23.519
That was very, very stressful.

00:25:23.680 --> 00:25:29.519
All the choices, like I think we talked about the mom that let her kid stay out 15 minutes later and then he died.

00:25:29.599 --> 00:25:29.759
Yeah.

00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:31.920
I think about that every weekend when she wants to stay out.

00:25:32.000 --> 00:25:33.680
I'm like, oh my gosh, this is so stressful.

00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:34.720
Where are you going?

00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:35.680
Who are you going with?

00:25:35.759 --> 00:25:36.799
It's so stressful.

00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:39.920
She's wanting to go to pop stroke, drive with God knows who.

00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:40.319
Yeah.

00:25:40.559 --> 00:25:41.680
Who's she getting a ride with?

00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:42.240
I don't know.

00:25:42.400 --> 00:25:43.519
You didn't read the whole text.

00:25:43.920 --> 00:25:46.720
Yeah, I feel like high school, and then college is gonna be hard.

00:25:46.799 --> 00:25:47.599
It's all hard.

00:25:48.000 --> 00:25:49.440
Yeah, it's not looking good.

00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:51.440
No, no, you'll never sleep again.

00:25:51.519 --> 00:25:53.759
Just when they're you're they're like 50.

00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:54.480
I know.

00:25:54.799 --> 00:25:57.359
I know in the curfews, it's crazy.

00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:59.759
And the girlfriends and boyfriends.

00:26:00.640 --> 00:26:01.039
Yeah.

00:26:02.079 --> 00:26:02.480
Something.

00:26:02.720 --> 00:26:03.839
It's something special.

00:26:04.319 --> 00:26:06.079
Yeah, Maddie hasn't had a boyfriend yet.

00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:09.039
I know you've got one relationship brewing right now.

00:26:09.359 --> 00:26:09.920
But it's hard.

00:26:10.000 --> 00:26:11.599
I don't know, like having them over.

00:26:12.079 --> 00:26:13.359
Like you were saying, it's hard.

00:26:13.839 --> 00:26:15.359
Like then do where do you let them go?

00:26:15.680 --> 00:26:16.400
What do they do?

00:26:16.720 --> 00:26:17.039
Yeah.

00:26:17.359 --> 00:26:18.480
What are they doing in the car?

00:26:18.640 --> 00:26:27.839
Well, and you want to trust them and give them independence from not being right next to you, but then you also don't want, you know.

00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:30.160
Yeah, with trust comes consequences.

00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:31.119
Oh my gosh.

00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:32.880
Our work is on indeed.

00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:34.240
No, it's all these people.

00:26:34.480 --> 00:26:34.799
Somebody.

00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:36.480
Yes.

00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:38.400
Yeah, if you see a job, we're not happy.

00:26:39.359 --> 00:26:41.519
We've never hired barely hiring in our life.

00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:41.920
Never.

00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:44.240
There's people and they're like sending them money and stuff.

00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:44.880
It's really bad.

00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:46.960
The people are posting as our company.

00:26:47.200 --> 00:26:48.160
Well tour homes, yeah.

00:26:48.319 --> 00:26:51.920
And then they're saying you're they do a fake interview as Regina.

00:26:52.160 --> 00:26:52.400
Yeah.

00:26:52.559 --> 00:26:53.359
And Christy.

00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:54.640
And then they're pretending they're hiring.

00:26:58.000 --> 00:26:58.640
And then they're hiring.

00:26:58.880 --> 00:26:59.200
I don't.

00:26:59.359 --> 00:26:59.680
I do.

00:26:59.920 --> 00:27:06.720
And then it's like people in like another country that's like have they're all sitting in a big room like these bitches target them.

00:27:07.119 --> 00:27:10.880
No, but um, then they tell them, okay, you're hired now.

00:27:10.960 --> 00:27:13.680
Just you have to buy this equipment, so give us your credit card.

00:27:13.839 --> 00:27:15.119
And then these people are doing it.

00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:16.000
And it's weird.

00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:17.039
It is weird.

00:27:17.200 --> 00:27:18.079
They're doing it all.

00:27:18.480 --> 00:27:18.799
Yeah.

00:27:19.039 --> 00:27:19.440
All of it.

00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:20.559
It's crazy.

00:27:20.799 --> 00:27:23.279
Oh, Tiger Woods, did you see he got another car accident?

00:27:23.839 --> 00:27:25.119
Did you see he's dating a Trump?

00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:26.319
No, really?

00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:26.720
Yeah.

00:27:26.880 --> 00:27:27.279
Which one?

00:27:27.519 --> 00:27:28.240
Oh, I forget.

00:27:28.799 --> 00:27:33.599
Um, I think the guy's ex, you know, Trump's like son that got divorced.

00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:38.400
I think his ex, he just got another DWI, bad accident.

00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:39.039
Yeah.

00:27:39.359 --> 00:27:41.039
And he was driving all intoxicated.

00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:42.720
They found hydrocodone in his car.

00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:43.359
Oh shoot.

00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:44.319
So you better stop.

00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:47.519
I feel like he has some problems, some things he's gotta work through, maybe.

00:27:47.839 --> 00:27:48.079
Yeah.

00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:49.039
Still.

00:27:49.519 --> 00:27:50.559
I mean, he's still working.

00:27:51.039 --> 00:27:53.839
If you found out your husband was a sex addict, would you work through it with him?

00:27:54.079 --> 00:27:54.240
No.

00:27:54.559 --> 00:27:55.680
We know he's a cherry addict.

00:27:55.839 --> 00:27:56.559
Yeah, cherries.

00:27:56.960 --> 00:27:57.680
No, you wouldn't.

00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:00.640
I mean, it just depends in the context.

00:28:01.119 --> 00:28:03.920
Like a sex addict, but not with you.

00:28:04.480 --> 00:28:04.880
You wouldn't?

00:28:05.200 --> 00:28:05.440
No.

00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.319
If he slept with other people, you wouldn't stay with him?

00:28:08.640 --> 00:28:08.880
No.

00:28:09.279 --> 00:28:09.759
Not at all.

00:28:10.000 --> 00:28:10.240
No.

00:28:10.400 --> 00:28:11.119
Not if he needed help.

00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:12.160
He said, I need help.

00:28:12.319 --> 00:28:13.759
I'm addicted to the pea.

00:28:14.079 --> 00:28:14.559
Yeah, no.

00:28:14.960 --> 00:28:16.160
Good luck with yourself.

00:28:16.480 --> 00:28:16.720
Yeah.

00:28:16.960 --> 00:28:17.680
What would you do?

00:28:17.839 --> 00:28:18.559
I would say no.

00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:20.160
I feel like there's indicators though.

00:28:20.240 --> 00:28:21.599
Like that they're addicted to the pea.

00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:21.839
Yeah.

00:28:22.000 --> 00:28:25.759
All the peas, the porn and the yeah, like I feel like I mean, I don't know.

00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:28.319
I've never been with a person that has that problem.

00:28:28.559 --> 00:28:31.839
Have you ever dated a guy that was like into the other pee?

00:28:32.000 --> 00:28:32.319
Mm-mm.

00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:33.119
Really?

00:28:33.279 --> 00:28:33.839
Never?

00:28:34.079 --> 00:28:34.960
I know it's really sad.

00:28:35.039 --> 00:28:36.160
We were talking about this the other day.

00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:38.720
Porn used to be really hard to get to when we were kids.

00:28:38.960 --> 00:28:42.799
I know you would go in those stores a lot, but you used to have to go in the adult store.

00:28:42.880 --> 00:28:44.240
You had to be 18 to go in the store.

00:28:44.559 --> 00:28:47.839
Then to get into the video section, you had to like go in a special room.

00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:48.160
Yeah.

00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:49.680
And it was like mortifying.

00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:50.480
I mean, I never died.

00:28:50.799 --> 00:28:52.319
Or like people had them at their house.

00:28:52.640 --> 00:28:54.880
But it wasn't like I remember once at a party.

00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.200
We like went to a party and it was on at the party.

00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:59.920
I was like, this is what kind of that's like an orgy party.

00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:00.640
No, it wasn't.

00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:03.359
It was like a regular party, but it was on at the house.

00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:03.839
It was weird.

00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:04.640
Who was the party?

00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:05.039
I don't know.

00:29:05.119 --> 00:29:05.759
It was in high school.

00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:06.880
And I was like in high school?

00:29:07.039 --> 00:29:08.160
But I was weirded out.

00:29:08.400 --> 00:29:10.720
Like I walked in and was like, this is weird.

00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:12.640
It was like after like a dance or something.

00:29:12.720 --> 00:29:14.960
Because that's really the only time I went to parties.

00:29:15.359 --> 00:29:17.119
And I was like, this is weird.

00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:18.480
But that's what I mean.

00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:20.720
Like nobody just had it accessible on their phone.

00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:24.319
It was like you had to know someone that had like, yeah, it was just different.

00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:25.599
Yeah, that's crazy.

00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:28.160
Now it's like, I know it's sad.

00:29:28.400 --> 00:29:28.559
I know.

00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:29.839
And you have your big collection.

00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:31.359
No, I'm not into it.

00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:33.119
I I'm not into it.

00:29:33.200 --> 00:29:40.400
I mean, obviously, I've I I looked up actually Kim Gardashian's video once, like a few years ago, and I showed Kyle it.

00:29:40.480 --> 00:29:41.519
It was just really sad.

00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:42.960
It makes you sad.

00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:43.519
It's not a good idea.

00:29:43.680 --> 00:29:45.039
And I'm like, this is someone's kid.

00:29:45.200 --> 00:29:47.519
I watched years and years ago.

00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:49.759
Literally, I was probably like 19.

00:29:50.079 --> 00:29:52.160
Remember Tommy Lee and Pamela and I'm not sure.

00:29:52.319 --> 00:29:53.039
Yeah, you watched it.

00:29:53.599 --> 00:29:54.720
Yeah, I watched it with someone.

00:29:54.799 --> 00:29:55.680
I can't remember who.

00:29:55.839 --> 00:29:57.599
We someone had it and we watched it.

00:29:57.680 --> 00:29:59.200
And I was like, oh my gosh.

00:29:59.839 --> 00:30:00.160
It was weird.

00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:00.799
It's sad.

00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:01.279
It is sad.

00:30:01.440 --> 00:30:02.400
I feel like it's really sad.

00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:03.759
And that's something we were talking about.

00:30:03.839 --> 00:30:09.200
Like a lot of these kids think that sex is like this crazy thing from watching that porn.

00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:09.440
Yeah.

00:30:09.599 --> 00:30:12.319
And like we know, especially for you, it's not that.

00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:13.200
For me.

00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:14.400
It was very calm.

00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:18.240
No, because the like, yeah, very and missionary.

00:30:18.319 --> 00:30:19.119
Yeah, exactly.

00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:19.519
You know?

00:30:19.839 --> 00:30:21.359
Yeah, no one's boring that video.

00:30:21.440 --> 00:30:23.440
They're like boring, you know.

00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:34.799
No, but it's sad because like when you're doing be like circte sole, like no, it's still not that crazy compared to like porn.

00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:35.119
Yeah.

00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:43.759
You know, it's like, but I think even still, like, if you've you weren't in a relationship the first time you had like a real relationship, like that happens to some people.

00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:45.519
They don't realize like what it's supposed to be.

00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:45.759
Yeah.

00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:46.720
Like just like kissing.

00:30:46.799 --> 00:30:49.920
When you kiss someone you really like versus just kissing someone at a bar, it's not the same.

00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:53.200
It feels so much better to just kiss someone you really like because there's emotion involved.

00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.079
Same with sex.

00:30:54.160 --> 00:30:56.160
Like when you love someone, it's like way better.

00:30:56.799 --> 00:30:58.240
Like kissing Kyle was like, whoa.

00:30:58.400 --> 00:30:59.680
And it's not his tongue.

00:30:59.759 --> 00:30:59.920
Right.

00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.359
It's like I really loved him.

00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:05.759
You take it super slow because it's like the step is like a whole thing.

00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:06.160
Yeah.

00:31:06.240 --> 00:31:07.599
And it's like the feelings.

00:31:07.680 --> 00:31:08.000
Yeah.

00:31:08.160 --> 00:31:11.359
As opposed to like if you're just like, yeah, it's weird.

00:31:11.599 --> 00:31:12.079
Yeah, I know.

00:31:12.240 --> 00:31:12.559
It's sad.

00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:12.960
I know.

00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:13.839
It's not for kids.

00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:14.880
I know.

00:31:15.039 --> 00:31:16.400
It's such an in-the-face thing.

00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:19.200
And like body count and all of that, it's like all around them.

00:31:19.359 --> 00:31:19.599
Yeah.

00:31:19.680 --> 00:31:24.559
And the the porn is horrible for like the the young kids to have access to that.

00:31:24.720 --> 00:31:25.599
It ruins your brain.

00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:26.559
It's like forever.

00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:27.200
Horrible.

00:31:27.359 --> 00:31:28.240
You're forever ruined.

00:31:28.400 --> 00:31:28.880
It's awful.

00:31:29.440 --> 00:31:31.119
So you and Ben stopped watching it?

00:31:31.359 --> 00:31:32.000
Yeah.

00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:33.200
No more.

00:31:33.839 --> 00:31:35.119
Have you ever watched it?

00:31:35.759 --> 00:31:37.519
Uh no.

00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:38.240
No.

00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:40.240
Let's talk about something motivational.

00:31:40.319 --> 00:31:40.960
Who am I now?

00:31:41.039 --> 00:31:41.200
You?

00:31:41.359 --> 00:31:41.599
I know.

00:31:41.680 --> 00:31:43.279
I was trying not to because you say it's boring.

00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:44.880
No, something less gross.

00:31:44.960 --> 00:31:45.839
I'm feeling gross.

00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:46.480
Okay.

00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.319
Your brother said our podcast is gross.

00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:49.039
I don't want to be gross.

00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:50.240
When did he tell you that again?

00:31:50.559 --> 00:31:52.240
He's never listened to an episode.

00:31:54.000 --> 00:31:57.599
Maybe it's the No, it's the agent for turquoise calling me.

00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:58.559
It's making me nervous.

00:31:58.720 --> 00:31:59.279
Oh shoot.

00:31:59.680 --> 00:32:02.319
Um, no, yeah, motivational.

00:32:02.400 --> 00:32:02.640
Okay.

00:32:02.799 --> 00:32:04.480
I don't really have any motivational right now.

00:32:04.720 --> 00:32:08.480
Oh, I'm really into though that this they weren't here for Vegas.

00:32:08.559 --> 00:32:11.200
But the first night of Vegas, I told myself I'm gonna win.

00:32:11.359 --> 00:32:14.559
I'm someone that money finds me, and then I won$2,000.

00:32:15.519 --> 00:32:18.160
I'm really into the like what you say to yourself matters.

00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:18.640
Yeah.

00:32:18.880 --> 00:32:20.079
Have you been saying anything?

00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:20.400
Yeah.

00:32:20.640 --> 00:32:23.039
If I shake every day, I'm gonna have diarrhea.

00:32:23.440 --> 00:32:23.680
No.

00:32:23.839 --> 00:32:25.039
No, but I'm really into that.

00:32:25.200 --> 00:32:29.279
Like even the things you say out loud, we talked about that with the boys and like sports and stuff.

00:32:29.440 --> 00:32:31.200
Like what we say to our kids really matters.

00:32:31.359 --> 00:32:33.279
What you believe, what you think, all that matters.

00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:34.880
I don't think I have the motivation today.

00:32:34.960 --> 00:32:35.920
It's because my mom.

00:32:36.079 --> 00:32:36.480
Yeah.

00:32:36.720 --> 00:32:37.599
I'm numb.

00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:42.640
I, yeah, I feel like I'm always saying pretty positive things in my brain.

00:32:43.119 --> 00:32:47.119
Like I'm never telling myself, wait, what are you looking at over there?

00:32:47.279 --> 00:32:49.599
I'm picturing things I hear you say on the phone.

00:32:49.920 --> 00:32:51.200
No, that's to you.

00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:53.839
Or to like people around you that live in your house.

00:32:54.000 --> 00:32:54.720
No, no, no.

00:32:55.039 --> 00:32:57.519
You're all no, that's horrible.

00:32:57.599 --> 00:32:58.400
I don't say that.

00:32:58.559 --> 00:32:58.880
No.

00:32:59.200 --> 00:33:01.200
No, but um, oh my gosh.

00:33:01.359 --> 00:33:02.960
So how horrible is that?

00:33:03.039 --> 00:33:07.680
So yesterday, Ben picked Fox up from school and he pooped his pants.

00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:08.559
At school?

00:33:08.799 --> 00:33:11.200
And he asked his teacher to go to the bathroom.

00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:11.839
Oh, I can't.

00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:12.559
That pisses me off.

00:33:12.799 --> 00:33:16.640
She said no because they were going to recess, and then it came out.

00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:20.880
And I was like, no, you need to say no, I have to go right now and it's an emergency.

00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:24.480
And if they still say no, you walk out of the room and you go to the bathroom.

00:33:24.640 --> 00:33:25.359
Are you kidding?

00:33:25.519 --> 00:33:34.160
I would and I don't, in her defense, because she's amazing, I love her, I think she didn't think it was an emergency because she goes, No, we're going to recess in a minute.

00:33:34.240 --> 00:33:34.960
Like you can go then.

00:33:35.119 --> 00:33:38.240
I know, but so when when I went to school for teaching, it was such a good class.

00:33:38.319 --> 00:33:44.799
They told us, like, when a kid has to go to the bathroom, get a drink, or have a snack, then when you say no, they're not listening to you learn after that.

00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:50.319
If I have to go pee and you don't let me go, the whole time I'm sitting there in class, yeah, I'm picturing I have to pee, I have to pee, have to pee.

00:33:50.400 --> 00:33:51.680
I'm not learning anything.

00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:55.359
And like some kids, like for me with like ADD, whatever, I probably have it.

00:33:55.440 --> 00:33:58.079
Yeah, it helps me to go walk around to help me pay attention.

00:33:58.160 --> 00:33:58.240
Yeah.

00:33:58.400 --> 00:34:02.480
So that when you're not letting them go, they're just sitting there thinking the whole time, I need to go, I need to go, I need to go.

00:34:02.640 --> 00:34:03.839
So it's like, it's just dumb.

00:34:04.000 --> 00:34:07.039
But on the flip side, you can't have everybody up doing whatever the heck they want all the time.

00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:08.960
If they go to the bathroom, they go to the bathroom.

00:34:09.119 --> 00:34:09.519
It's stupid.

00:34:09.679 --> 00:34:12.960
So, anyways, so then the poor guy speaking of my stomach's rolling right.

00:34:13.280 --> 00:34:14.000
I was so upset about it.

00:34:14.079 --> 00:34:14.880
I go, when did this happen?

00:34:15.039 --> 00:34:15.679
Did you email her?

00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:17.119
No, I go, when did this happen?

00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:18.480
He said the morning.

00:34:18.719 --> 00:34:19.519
So then all day.

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So then I'm like, oh my God, was he like made fun of all day because he smelled like poop?

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Like I was so irritated.

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You need to let her know.

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Well, I told him, if you ask to go to the bathroom and she says no, you say no, it's an emergency.

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And if she still says no, you walk out and you go.

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And if did Ben smell it right away.

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And if an accident happens, I don't know, I gotta ask him.

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And if an accident happens because he picked him up, then if an accident happens, then you go to the nurse right away.

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Like you can't sit in it all day.

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Isn't that horrible?

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Poor guy.

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Oh, I was sick about it.

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I'm sick about it.

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Probably ruined his whole day.

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Well, and then I'm like, if people like, you know.

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Yeah, well, if it smelled.

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I know.

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I know, that's awful.

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I was irritated.

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I know.

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I would let her know though, because she would have no idea.

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Oh no, and she's amazing.

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I don't think she had any idea.

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Yeah.

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But he's not the one, like, so Bear got in trouble actually for going to the bathroom without so you they have to put in a request.

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There's like a process.

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What if you're having a poop attack?

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Well, that's what he had to pee really bad.

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And so he put it in, or he said, Can I go to the bathroom?

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And the teacher said, No, you need to go put the request in.

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Oh my god.

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So he walked out of the room to go.

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Yeah, because he's gonna piss himself.

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Yeah.

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So I'm I wasn't mad, but I'm like, maybe don't wait for the last second, but sometimes when it comes on, though, it's not the last second.

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But I felt so bad.

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Isn't that so?

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Oh, I feel awful.

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I've I've had that happen so much lately.

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It almost might happen right now.

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Really?

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You can go.

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I know.

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Let's sum this bad boy up.

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Okay.

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Today that's it.

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It was a dumb podcast.

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But we love you guys.

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We'll see you next month.

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See ya.

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